Let ready to give your funny bone a workout with our collection of 50 finger jokes.
From hilarious puns to clever one-liners, we’ve got a finger-licking good selection that will have you laughing in no time.
Finger Puns
I told my fingers a joke, but they didn’t find it very humerus.
Did you hear about the finger that got cut off? It’s okay, I’m sure it’ll grow on them.
What’s the most musical finger? The pinkie—because it’s in the band.
It’s hard to play piano with fingers that are too short, but it’s not impossible—they just need a little bit of note-taking.
My finger was feeling lonely, so I told it to thumb a ride and go out on the town.
Why did the finger join the military? To take down the ring leader.
I was going to make a pun about greasy fingers, but it’s a bit of a slippery slope.
Did you hear about the lazy finger? It didn’t lift a phalange all day.
My fingers are like ninja warriors—they’re always chopstick-ing to their food.
What’s a finger’s favorite type of dance? The fandango.
What did one finger say to the other? High five.
Why did the finger get sued? It was accused of pointing fingers.
My fingers are like a pack of cards—they always give me a good deal when it comes to shuffling.
The thumb is the most important finger—it’s the keeper of the handshake.
Why did the fingers cross the road? To get to the other side (of the hand, that is!).
Finger One-Liners
I can always count on my fingers—they never let me down, unless I drop something.
Why did the finger go to therapy? It was feeling a bit touchy.
My fingers are like tiny superheroes—they save me from buttoning my shirts all on my own.
I asked my fingers to give me a hand, but they were busy picking their nails.
How do fingers propose to each other? They put a ring on it!
I have a love-hate relationship with my fingers—they’re always giving me a helping hand and pointing out my mistakes.
My fingers are incredible multitaskers—they can both type and text at the same time.
I taught my fingers some dance moves, but they always fumbled on the finger pop.
Why did the finger blush? It thumbled upon something embarrassing.
I tried to sell my fingerprints, but nobody wanted to buy them—I guess they were unique to me.
My fingers are keyboard warriors—they always know the right keys to press to win an argument.
What did the index finger say to the thumb? “Together, we can rule the hand.”
My fingers are terrible at poker—they always give away their telltale signs.
I accidentally got my middle finger and index finger mixed up—I had to put my finger on the problem.
I asked my fingers if they could reach for the stars, and they gave me a high five.
Finger Pick-Up Lines
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection with your finger tips.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something—my jaw when I saw your finger.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re definitely my type.
Is your finger a magician? Because whenever it touches mine, I feel sparks.
Can I take a picture of you? I want to show my fingers what true beauty looks like.
Is your finger a compass? Because it always points me in the right direction—to you.
Can I borrow your finger? I want to trace a map straight to your heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your finger looks like an angel’s touch.
Do you believe in fate? Because I think our fingers were destined to intertwine.
Can I buy you a drink? I hear your fingers are thirsty for a little bit of love.
Are you a piano? Because my fingers are dying to play a duet with yours.
Is your finger a shooting star? Because I wish I could hold it forever.
Can we take a selfie together? Because your finger is giving me serious #RelationshipGoals.
Are your fingers tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your finger.
Is your finger a book? Because I can’t wait to flip through every page.
Can I follow you home? Because my fingers want to walk alongside yours forever.
Are you a guitar? Because your touch makes my heartstrings strum.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Because when I saw your finger, my heart skipped a beat.
Can I borrow your finger for a second? I want to be able to say, “I held your hand.”