50 Volleyball Puns

Volleyball is a sport that requires quick movements and is usually done in a team.

If you’re a fan of puns (and who isn’t?), you’ll appreciate this sneak peek into the mind of a volleyball enthusiast.

Coming up with humorous descriptions of skills is surely no easy feat, yet the author makes it look as easy as a spike or pass. This list is as hot as an attempt to block the ball and will leave anyone asking for more.

Volleyball Puns

pike the ball, not your hopes.

Don’t let the ball drop, set your game up.

Volleyball is a smashing good time.

Serve up some fun on the court.

Keep your game on the ball, don’t let it slip.

Dive into the action and take the volleyball plunge.

Bump, set, and spike your way to victory.

The volleyball court is where dreams are served.

Don’t block your own success, set it free.

Be a setter, not a quitter.

Volleyball is a bumpin’ good time.

Dig deep and unleash your volleyball prowess.

Don’t be a hit-and-miss player, serve it with precision.

Keep calm and focus on that volleyball serve.

When life serves you a volleyball, spike it back with enthusiasm.

Volleyball Jokes

Why did the volleyball player bring a ladder to the game? Because she wanted to reach new heights.

What did the volleyball coach say to the player who kept tripping during the game? “Better get a handle on your footwork.”

How do volleyball players stay cool during the game? They always have fans in the stands.

Why did the volleyball player go to the bakery? Because she heard they had great rolls.

What do volleyball players say at the beach when they see a cute guy or girl? “Nice dig.”

Why was volleyball so good at magic tricks? Because it always knew how to disappear.

What do you call a seagull flying over a volleyball game? A beach birdie.

What did the volleyball player do when she won the lottery? She spiked the champagne.

How do you know if a volleyball player is getting sleepy? They start to set their alarm in their dreams.

Why was the volleyball court so loud? Because the players couldn’t keep their “voices” down.

How did the volleyball team celebrate after their championship win? They had a smashing party.

Why did the volleyball player go to art school? She wanted to improve her spike-asso skills.

What did the volleyball player say when she got a new pair of shoes? “These are a perfect fit for a setter like me.”

Why did the volleyball player bring a calculator to the game? To make sure she was always spiking at the correct angle.

What did one volleyball say to the other before the game? “Let’s serve up some fun and give them a real volley of laughter.”

Volleyball Pick-Up Lines

Volleyball Pick-Up Lines

Are you a volleyball player? Because you just scored a point in my heart!

I must be in a sand trap because I’m falling for you hard on the beach volleyball court.

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just bumped into you, and I think I’m falling in love.

I think I’m playing a different sport because I can’t stop staring at your fine “end” line.

I’m no libero, but I’d love to show you all the moves I’ve got.

Do you have a magic trick? Because from the moment I saw you, I’ve been under your “dig” spell.

Are you a volleyball, because every time I look at you, I’m “set” for a spike of emotions.

Are you a blocker? Because you just caught my attention and won’t let me go.

I may be a referee, but you are definitely out of my league.

You must be a real ace if you can serve that ball straight into my heart.

Do you believe in love at first bump? Because you’re definitely spiking my interest.

You must be an Olympic beach volleyball player because you’ve melted my heart with the heat of that fireball serve.

Can I borrow your sunglasses? Because your power on the court is blinding me.

I may not be a professional volleyball player, but I’m willing to practice with you anytime.

If I were the ball during this game, I’d definitely ask to be in your court.

If you were a volleyball, I’d definitely “dig” to get to know you better.

Are you a middle-blocker? Because you’re blocking my view of everyone else.

Are you a coach? Because you’re teaching my heart new moves.

Did you just score a point? Because my heart just skipped a beat.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your impressive spike game.

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