It’s time to pack your equipment, prepare your hearty meal, and get outside. Camping gives you the opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities in a more remote natural setting.
Tent camping offers an inexpensive adventure for families on a budget.
Within the camping market, it is anticipated that the user count will reach 385.1 million individuals by the year 2027.
No matter where you are going in the world, or how comfortable your accommodations are there, you can still enjoy nature and wildlife with a hiking adventure.
Ready to take your camping jokes experience to the next level? If you’ve been flipping around our pages trying to find even more funny camping jokes and riddles then you’ve come to the right place.
You’ll find hundreds (no lies!) of great camping related jokes.
Best Camping Jokes
Why don’t bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it
Why do trees make the worst comedians? Because their bark is worse than their bite!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Why don’t koalas make good soldiers? Because they can’t bear arms
What did one campfire say to the other campfire? I wood love to see you again
How do you organize a space camping party? You just “planet”
Why do vampires never go camping? They can’t find any “stake” to claim their territory
Can February March? No, but April May
What kind of bug is best at camping? A tent caterpillar
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer
What kind of music do mountains like? Rock and roll
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired
Camping Puns
“I’m not a happy camper… I’m a tent-ative one”
“I went camping once and got attacked by a bear. It was unbearable”
“What do you call a flashy camper? A glamper”
“I’m not a morning person, but I’m a dawn-to-dusk camper”
“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”
Camping without coffee is in-tents!
I saw a squirrel packing up its acorns. It must be getting ready for a camping trip!”
“My camping style is full of in-tent-sity”
“Don’t be a trail-mix spoiler, be a happy camper”
Why was the math book sad when sitting around the campfire? Because it had too many problems.”
“Camping with friends is my favorite outdoorsy social network”
“I asked my friend if he wanted to go camping, but he said he couldn’t bear it.”
“What did the tent say to the sleeping bag? ‘You’re too in-tents for me'”
Why did the camper bring a ladder? To reach new heights and climb-bushes”
“Camping is my favorite pastime… I don’t take it for granite”
Camp Fire Jokes
Why did the scarecrow become a firefighter? Because he wanted to put out “blazing” fires
What did the match say to the marshmallow? “I’m hot for you”
Why did the flames break up? They couldn’t handle the “heat” of the relationship
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets burned at the campfire? A “crisp”-y critter
Why do firefighters make great campers? They know how to “spark” the fun
What do you get when you cross a camping trip with a comedian? “Laughing” out in tents
How does a ghost roast marshmallows? With a “boo”er
Why did the camper sit on the clock? Because he wanted to have a “campfire” chat
How do you know if a campfire likes you? It flickers with excitement
What do you call a campfire that keeps singing all night? A “blazing” karaoke party
Why did nobody want to sit next to the campfire? It “burned” all the seats
What’s a fire’s favorite exercise? Squats! It likes to “burn” those calories
How do you make a campfire feel welcome? Just give it a “warm” reception
What do you get when you mix a campfire and jokes? A “roast”astic time
Why did the campfire go to therapy? It had issues with commitment, always “burning out”
Camping Pick-Up Line
“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot enough to make me melt!”
“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection in this campground!”
“Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful eyes.
“Are you a tent? Because I want to pitch you in my heart!
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your campsite again?”
Are you a star? Because you light up the night just like a campfire!”
“Is your name S’more? Because you’re sweet and I can’t resist”
“If you were a sleeping bag, I’d want to snuggle up with you all night long”
“Are you a compass? Because you always point me in the right direction”
“Do you have a campfire permit? Because you just set my heart on fire”
“Are you a camp stove? Because you make my heart burn with desire”
“Are you a hiking trail? Because I want to explore every inch of you”
“Do you need some firewood? Because you just sparked my interest”
“Are you a camping hammock? Because I want to hang out with you for a while.”
“Are you a camping chair? Because you’re the perfect place to relax under the stars!”
Short Camping Jokes
Did you hear about the bear that loved to go camping? It was “grizzly” addicted
I don’t always tell dad jokes when camping…but when I do, he doesn’t get them.
What do you call a camping trip with underground animal pals? Moletopia
Why did the camping gear break up? They couldn’t find any common “ground”
Why was the mosquito invited to the camping party? To bug everyone!
I went camping once…it was in-tents
What do you call a sleeping bag that stinks? A “foul” weather friend.
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the camping trip? It was nutty enough to pack for the weekend
What do you call a bunny that loves camping? A hare-raising camper
Why is it hard to start a campfire with just one log? Because it’s a little “wooden” start.
Why did the zombie go camping? To “re-kill” the love for nature
What did the water-loving camper say to the land-loving camper? “Are you shore you don’t want to go for a swim?”
Why was the camping tent sneezing? It had an outdoor allergy
What do you call a camping trip with a group of high-pitched singers? A choir in the woods
Why was the tent late to the camping trip? It was too busy at pole dancing class
What do you get when you mix a camping trip and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why was the camping trip cancelled? Due to unforeseeable “s’more storms”
How do you know if a camping trip is going to be awesome? You have a “hike”-drated feeling
What do you call a camping trip that’s not for the faint of heart? An adventure waiting to happen
Why did the camper bring a ladder to the campsite? To get high on nature