April is here and that means spring is in the air. April is also when April Fool’s Day (also known as All Fools’ Day) takes place.
While April Fool’s is a fun holiday, this article is not a joke. It’s 100 great jokes that are sure to get you laughing.
Also April has brought us some sweet gifts like spring weather, flowers, and showers. We also have a long weekend to enjoy many activities like pranking your friends. If you are looking to use an April joke on someone, try one of these jokes.
Hilarious April Jokes
Why did the bicycle fall over on April 1st? Because it was two-tired of everyone playing pranks!
What do you get if you combine a snowman and a prankster? Frostbite and a cold, yet hilarious, prank!
Why was the math book sad on April 1st? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a fish who loves to play pranks? A trickster fish!
Why did the tomato turn red on April 1st? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you make April Jokes disappear? You hide them in Mayflower!
Why did the computer go to school for April Fools’ Day? To learn some byte-sized pranks!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms on April 1st? Because they make up everything!
What’s green and sings on April 1st? Elvis Parsley!
Why did the scarecrow win an award on April 1st? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bee that likes to pull pranks? A jokester bee!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on April 1st? Because it ran out of juice!
What’s a prankster’s favorite type of footwear? Sneak-ers!
Why was the math test scared on April 1st? It heard the student saying, “I’m getting a perfect sine!
What’s a prankster’s favorite movie genre? Pranks-giving!
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home on April 1st? Because someone put a “wrong way” sign on its handlebars!
Why did the banana wear sunglasses on April 1st? Because it wanted to be a peeler!
What do you call a joke that’s not April Fool’s Day-worthy? A March-mistake!
Why did the golfer carry two pairs of pants on April 1st? In case they got a hole-in-one!
What’s the best day for a prankster to buy a car? April Fuels’ Day
April Puns
“April Puns: Time to Let the Hilarity Blossom!”
Don’t Let a Bad Joke Rain on Your April Puns Parade!
“April Puns: Planting Seeds of Laughter all Month Long!”
“Prepare to be Punned Over by our April Fools’ Day Special: The Ultimate Compilation of ‘April Puns!'”
“April Puns: Showering You with Jokes and Puns!”
“Get Ready to ‘Spring’ into Laughter with our Collection of April Puns!”
“April Puns: The ‘Pun’-tastic Way to Welcome Spring!”
“Calling All Pun Enthusiasts: Join the April Puns party!”
Step into Spring with a Smile: April Puns Galore!
“April Puns: A Delightful Sprinkle of Wit and Humor!”
“It’s Raining Puns! Get Your Umbrella of Laughter for April Puns!
“Jokes and Puns in Full ‘Bloom’: Celebrating April Puns!”
“This April, Let’s Pun It Up a Notch: Introducing ‘April Puns’!”
“Don’t Be a Fool, Dive into the World of ‘April Puns’!”
“Spring into Action: Unleash the Power of April Puns!”
Tickle Your Funny Bone with April Puns.
“April Puns: Guaranteed to Make You ‘Lawn’ with Laughter!”
“The Perfect Prescription for a Case of the Giggles!”
April Puns: A ‘Ray’ of Sunshine in the World of Humor.
“Let the Wordplay ‘Spring’ Eternal!”
April Fool Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red on April Fool’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing, but it was actually ketchup!
How do you make April Fool’s Day disappear? You announce that tomorrow is April 2nd!
Why did the computer stay up all night on April Fool’s Day? It couldn’t sleep because it had too many screensavers!
Did you hear about the restaurant that only served fool’s gold on April Fool’s Day? It was a real faux pas!
What do you call a donkey who loves to pull pranks on April Fool’s Day? A pranky ass!
Why did the football team bring a ladder to the game on April Fool’s Day? They wanted to reach new heights with their plays!
What did the big flower say to the little flower on April Fool’s Day? “You’re planted!” It’s just a ploy, they’re both flowers!
Why was the math book sad on April Fool’s Day? Because it had too many problems, and nobody was solving them!
What do you call a bird that plays pranks on April Fool’s Day? A tweetster!
Why did the scarecrow win an award on April Fool’s Day? Because it was outstanding in its field of pranks!
What’s the best way to fool a vegetable on April Fool’s Day? Use peas and deception!
Why did the bicycle fall over on April Fool’s Day? It lost its balance after trying to ride in a straight zigzag line!
What happened when the calendar tried to prank the clock on April Fool’s Day? It got ticked off!
Why did the coffee file a police report on April Fool’s Day? It got mugged!
What did the triangle say to the circle on April Fool’s Day? “You’re so well-rounded, I can’t ever corner you!”
Why did the broom play a trick on its owner on April Fool’s Day? It wanted to sweep them off their feet!
What’s a spider’s favorite prank on April Fool’s Day? Spinning a tangled web of fake bugs!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms on April Fool’s Day? Because they make up everything, including pranks!
What do you call an April Fool’s joke that involves flowers? A blossom and a giggle!
Did you hear about the chef who swapped sugar and salt on April Fool’s Day? The desserts were salty, but they still took the cake!
April Pick-Up Lines
“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, April.
“Is your name April? Because you light up my world like the spring sunshine.”
“Are you made of rainbows and sunshine? Because you’re my April showers and May flowers.
“Is your smile as bright as April flowers? Because it’s blooming lovely.”
“I must be a fool, because I can’t resist falling for you, April.”
“Is it April already? Because you make my heart skip a beat like an April Fool’s prank.
“Are you April 1st? Because you have me fooled into thinking you’re the most beautiful person in the room.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my April best?”
“Is it just me or is April extra beautiful this year? Oh wait, it’s definitely you.”
“Is your name April? Because my heart is fooling me into thinking it’s spring every time I see you.”
“Can I borrow your jacket? Because you make me feel a little weak in the April showers.”
“Are you April? Because you’re the fresh breath of air my life has been missing.”
“You must be April, because you make my heart dance like the raindrops on a spring day.”
“Is your smile blossoming like the flowers in April? Because it’s captivating.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you in the April rain.
“Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears like an April trick.”
“Is it April Fool’s Day? Because you’re making my heart play tricks on me.”
“Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we were meant to meet this April.”
“Is it too early for April showers? Because you’re making me melt like a spring raindrop.”
“Are you April? Because you bring joy and new beginnings wherever you go.”
Short April Jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg in April? Dramatic April showers!
What do you call rabbits that tell jokes in April? Funny bunnies!
Why did the calendar go to therapy in April? Overwhelmed by days!
How do you catch a squirrel in April? Act like a nut!
Why was the math book sad in April? Too many problems, no solutions!
What’s the best April snack? Fool’s Gold!
How does a bee get to school in April? On the buzz!
What did the rain say to the flower in April? “Let’s get growing!”
What do birds do in April? Tweet!
Why did the frog bring an umbrella to the party in April? Hop star!
What’s a book’s favorite month? April, because it always has a great plot twist!
Why did the bicycle fall over in April? It was two-tired from all the rain!
How does the sun cut weight in April? By shedding light!
What’s a bee’s favorite springtime sport? Pollen-vaulting!
Why do bees have sticky hair in April? Because they use honeycombs!
How do you greet a flower in April? “Hey bud!”
Why are rivers so noisy in April? They can’t help but babble!
What do you call a sheep that tells jokes in April? A lamb-comedian!
Why was the computer cold in April? It left its Windows open!
What did one raindrop say to the other in April? “Let’s make waves!”