The cabbage is a large edible flowering plant, grown for its dense-leaved heads. It is a biennial plant, meaning that it takes two years to fully develop (1 year to grow leaves and another year to flower).
It is one of the key ingredients in coleslaw. My favorite salad is cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise. Do you like cabbage?
Let me be frank, if you are a fan of cabbage soup then I’m sure you would love cabbage coleslaw, which is made from shredded or chopped cabbage and mixed with other vegetables.
The word cabbage is used in puns because it’s green, tastes good, looks about the same from all sides, and comes in ahead. Let’s check out some punny cabbage jokes.
Best Cabbage Puns
Lettuce turnip the beet and talk about cabbage.
I’m feeling a little sauerkrauty today.
Cabbage is a real head-turner.
It’s always a good time for a little coleslaw and order.
Did you hear about the cabbage that became a lawyer? It was a real legal-eaf.
What do you call a group of cabbages playing music? A headbanger band.
We’re really in a pickle now… can we still make some cabbage rolls?
When the cabbage goes on sale, it’s really a head-turner.
Did you hear about the cabbage that won the Nobel Peace Prize? It was a real piece of work.
Don’t stop be-leafing in cabbage puns!
What did the cabbage say when it got caught by the police? “Lettuce turnip ourselves in.”
You make my heart skip a beet, cabbage.
I cabbage-patch you a happy birthday!
I can’t kale my love for cabbage puns.
Cabbage is like money – the more you grow, the more you (lett)uce have.
Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was unbeet-able.
What did the lettuce say to the cabbage? You grow (lett)uce be friends.
I want you to be my kalefriend and share these cabbage puns with me.
My love for you is like a freshly-picked head of cabbage – raw and un-beet-able.
Remember, when life gives you cabbages, make coleslaw!
Cabbage Jokes
Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead!
Why did the lettuce refuse to date the cabbage? It just didn’t feel like they had a connection.
Why don’t cabbages get angry? Because they just lettuce!
What did the cabbage say to the carrot when it said it was going on vacation? “Lettuce know how it goes!”
Why wasn’t the cabbage able to play video games? Because it didn’t have any thumbs!
How do you know if a cabbage is ever in the military? It’ll have a purple heart!
What happens when you give a cabbage a pencil? It starts writing its autobiography!
Why don’t cabbages like it when people prank them? Because they don’t appreciate being the butt of everybody’s jokes!
How do you know if a person is really a cabbage in disguise? They’ll always be hiding in plain sight!
Did you hear about the cabbage that became a magician? It disappeared into thin air-oleslaw!
Why do football coaches always encourage their players to eat cabbages? It’ll help them get ahead!
What did the cabbage say when it won the lottery? Looks like I’ll be having coleslaw and order for dinner tonight!
Why did the cabbage take up cooking? Because it wanted to become the next slaw-chef!
How do you make a cabbage happy? You lettuce by itself!
What do you get when you cross a cabbage and a potato? Colcannon, the traditional Irish dish!