Celery is one of my favorite vegetables. It is crunchy, green and so healthy, and it even has so many health benefits.
Are you a vegetarian? If so, I have no intention of offending you with this list. It’s just that for whatever reason, the vegetable named celery inspired me to think of 30 puns, and I must admit a close second in my life would be to laugh until it hurts.
Hilarious Celery Puns
Celery-brate good times, come on!
I find celery quite ap-peal-ing.
I can’t quite put my finger on why I love celery, but it really crunches my numbers!
I’m not one to eateorize, but celery is definitely high on the pun-derful list.
If you’re feeling a little un-stalked, just reach for some celery and feel the pun-derful crunch in your life.
A little celery a day keeps the bad puns away.
When life gives you celery, make a salad and crunch up the punniest jokes.
The thing about celery is that it can be quite a-stalk-ing!
There’s nothing more satisfying than a celery-ous pun.
It’s hard to be sad when you’re crunching on some celery and thinking up hilarious puns.
Celery-phane might not be biodegradable, but it sure makes for a great pun.
You can’t spell “hilarious” without “celery-ous”.
Why did the celery break up with her boyfriend? He was a bit of a stalk-er.
You know what confuses me? Why isn’t celery called “salar-y”?
Celery-on, my pun-loving friends, and let’s enjoy the crunchiest, most hilarious vegetable around!
Celery Jokes
Why did the celery go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling stalk-tacular!
What do you call a piece of celery that’s always happy? A jolly stalk!
Why couldn’t the celery stop laughing? Because it found everything absolutely rib-crunchingly hilarious!
Why did the celery break up with the carrot? It just felt they were too different – they couldn’t find common stalk.
How does celery get its hair to look so good? It uses celery-gel!
What happened when the celery got a job at the bakery? It made a lot of dough!
What did the celery say to the blender? “Don’t stalk to me like that, you’re making me blend!”
Why did the celery go to the dance party? It wanted to become the stalk of the dance floor!
What did the celery say to the potato? “Let’s be best buds, I feel like we’re tuber together!”
What do you call a group of celery doing synchronized swimming? A swimstalk!
How do you catch a runaway celery? Use a stalk-net!
What is a celery’s favorite type of exercise? Stalk-ing!
Why did the celery go to school? It wanted to get a celery-cation!
What do you call a celery that’s lost all its confidence? A wilted stalk!
Why don’t elephants like celery? Because they can’t handle all that crunch-tastic noise!