Dragons: the ultimate ‘hangry’ creatures! When they’re not roasting knights for snacks, they’re busy guarding treasure and perfecting their hoarding skills.
Here is a list of 80 dragon themed puns.
Best Dragon Jokes
Did you hear about the dragon that couldn’t stop telling jokes? It was always “on fire” with laughter.
How did the dragon get to work? It “flew” there, of course.
Why did the dragon bring a fire extinguisher to the party? In case things got a little too “sparky”.
What do you call a dragon that loves to bowl? A “fireball”.
Why did the dragon bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to reach the “highest shelves of knowledge”.
How do dragons stay fit? They do “flame squats” and “fire-breathing exercises”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite type of food? “Roast-ted marshmallows”.
Why did the dragon wear sunglasses? To keep its “firey gaze” under control.
What do you get if you mix a dragon and a snowman? “Frostbite breath”.
How do dragons send messages? They use “smoke signals”.
What do you call a polite and well-mannered dragon? A “courteous fire-breather”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite subject in school? “Fly-namics”.
How do dragons clean their teeth? They use “flame-floss”.
Why did the dragon join a band? It wanted to be the “fire-breathing guitarist”.
What do dragons like to drink at parties? Spark-ling water.
How do dragons stay warm in the winter? They “hug” hot cocoa.
What’s a dragon’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed “fire-flicks”.
Why don’t dragons like playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always “spotted”.
How does a dragon stop itself from burning everything down? It practices “fiery self-control”.
Why did the dragon go to the comedy club? It wanted to work on its “fire-breathing timing” and deliver some “incendiary punchlines”.
Dragon Puns
I saw a dragon playing soccer the other day, he was a real “fireball” on the field.
You don’t want to get into an argument with a dragon, they always have a “fiery rebuttal”.
Did you hear about the dragon who loved to dance? He had some “sizzling moves”.
Dragons are great at telling jokes, they always “ignite” the room with laughter.
I asked a dragon for a ride home, but he said he was “burned out” for the day.
Dragons make great chefs, they know how to “heat” things up in the kitchen.
What is a dragon’s favorite season? “Flame-summer”.
When dragons want to get fit they always do “flame-squats” and “barbe-curls”.
I saw a dragon playing cards the other day, he was really good at “bluffing fire”.
Dragons love to read, especially books about medieval “his-story”.
If a dragon is feeling sick, they’ll eat some “chili-peppers” to clear their sinuses.
Have you ever seen a dragon without their scales? It’s pretty “raw-some”.
Whenever a dragon gets angry, they always have a “flaming temper”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite snack? Flame-broiled popcorn.
If you want to compliment a dragon, just tell them they’re “spark-tacular”.
A group of dragons are called a “flock of flares”.
Did you hear about the dragon’s short-lived acting career? Turns out, he was a bit “scale-y”.
If a dragon ever loses their job, people always say they got “fired”.
Dragons hate going to the dentist, they always come back with a “flame-filled cavity”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite place to shop for clothes? “Hot Topic”.
Dragon One-Liners
A dragon walks into a bar and the bartender says “What’s your poison?”. The dragon replied, “Something spicy, please”.
Have you ever seen a dragon doing laundry? It’s quite a sight, they use a lot of “flame-softener”.
Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the other “fly”.
What do you call a dragon that’s a great listener? A “fire-sidechat”.
I tried to tame a dragon once, but it was a “futile flame”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite tool? A “fire-drill”.
Did you hear about the dragon that opened a restaurant? They had some “blazing reviews”.
Dragons love to go camping, especially when they can “roast” some marshmallows.
If a dragon ever needs a foot massage, they’ll simply breathe some “heating flames” on their feet.
Why did the dragon break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t “handle the heat”.
What do you get when you cross a dragon with a comedian? A “Roarin’ Joker”.
Dragons love to play tricks on their friends, they’re really good at “sparking pranks”.
How do you know if a dragon’s in a bad mood? They’ll have “smoke coming out of both nostrils”.
What’s a dragon’s favorite type of music? “Heavy-metal”.
If a dragon were to go on a diet, they would still eat “flaming hot Cheetos”.
What do you call a dragon with a cold? A “flue” dragon.
Dragons love to go on vacation, especially to “cinder-el-a”.
Did you hear about the dragon that started his own clothing store? It’s got some “sizzling style”.
What do you call a dragon with a great sense of humor? A “fire-brand” comedian.
Dragons love to take pictures, but they always have to use a “charcoal filter” to tone down the flames.
Short Dragon Jokes
Why did the dragon put his cat in the freezer? He wanted some “fire-cool”.
What do you call a dragon with a big nose? Snout-stoppable.
Why did the dragon refuse to eat the knight? He was on a “low cholesterol” diet.
How do you make a dragon less angry? Give it a “hug and a scaly-kiss”.
What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn? A “sparker-corn”.
Why was the dragon afraid of his own shadow? It was too “hot” to handle.
What did the dragon say when he lost his voice? “I’m a little “horse-less”.
Why did the dragon get a gym membership? It wanted to buff up its “scales”.
Why did the dragon stand on the scale? It wanted to see if it had lost any “flames”.
What do you call a dragon that loves to dance but can’t? A “wing-less” dancer.
Did you hear about the dragon that got a job as a waiter? It was serving “flame-broiled” burgers.
Why did the dragon need a pencil sharpener? It was trying to sharpen its “flame pencil”.
How does a dragon like its steak cooked? “Well-done to a crisp”.
What do you call a dragon with a killer fashion sense? “Flame-tastic”.
Why did the dragon become a musician? It wanted to be a “fire-beat” maker.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? “Charcoal-ated dust”.
What did the dragon say when it saw the knight’s armor? “Nice oven-mitts”.
Why did the dragon break up with his girlfriend? They had “irreconcilable scales”.
How does a dragon take a note? With a “dragon-fire pen”.
What happened when the dragon went to the library? It ended up “frying” the books.