Life as a firefighter may not be fun. What do you think? While I don’t want to jump to that conclusion right away, there could be some truth to it. But who wouldn’t want to save people’s lives and fight fires on a daily basis?
Are you a firefighter? Or are you just the biggest fan of firefighters around? Here are 60 firefighter puns all in one place! We’ve got fireman, firewoman, firefighting, not saying, firs, firfire, towel heads, flame on and so much more.
Best Firefighter Jokes
Why did the firefighter wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up with all that “hose” dragging.
What’s a firefighter’s favorite type of movies? “Action” films.
How do firefighters communicate? They use “extinguish” language.
Why did the firefighter start a lawn care business? They wanted to “hose”it down.
What did the firefighter say when their cat climbed up a tree? Looks like I need to practice climbing for a change.
Why did the firefighter become a zookeeper? They wanted to put out “wildfires”.
What do you get when you cross a firefighter and a politician? A lot of “hot air”.
Why did the firefighter get in trouble with their boss? They were caught playing with their “hoes” on company time.
What’s a firefighter’s favorite food? “Flaming” hot Cheetos.
Why did the firefighter join the swim team? They wanted to improve their “hose” skills.
What do firefighters use to cool off after a long day on the job? “Fyre” hydrants.
Why did the firefighter become a comedian? They wanted to put out the “fire” in everyone’s hearts.
What do you call a firefighter who likes to take risks? A “blaze” of glory seeker.
Why did the firefighter become a chef? They wanted to “fire” up their cooking skills.
What’s a firefighter’s favorite brand of ice cream? “Ben & Hoses”.
Firefighter One-Liners
They say not all heroes wear capes, but firefighters wear bunkers.
As a firefighter, I handle heat better than a pizza fresh out of the oven.
Firefighters don’t play with matches, they play with extinguishers.
A firefighter’s job is never extinguished – they’re always “fired” up.
My favorite type of math? Fire math, where everything adds up to smoke and ashes.
I’m a firefighter, so you could say I have a “burning” passion for my job.
There’s nothing more satisfying than putting out fires and saving the day as a firefighter.
I may not be a magician, but firefighting brings out the “hose” in me.
As a firefighter, I don’t need a superhero cape… my turnout gear does the trick.
Firefighters are experts at handling sparks and igniting hearts.
What’s the firefighter’s favorite weather report? “Expecting clear skies, with a chance of extinguishing.”
Firefighters don’t get cold feet… we have boots that are “flame”-proof.
My coworkers may call me a hose-head, but I prefer to think of myself as a “water warrior.
When it comes to firefighting, I always go in “full steam” ahead.
Firefighters don’t just fight fires, they make sparks fly and hearts race.
Short Firefighter Jokes
Did you hear about the firefighter who became an artist? They really know how to draw attention.
Why did the firefighter bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house.
What did the firefighter say after winning the lottery? “Looks like I’ll be fired up for retirement.”
Why did the firefighter take up gardening? They wanted to see how “fire flowers” grow.
How do firefighters make s’mores? They use a fire hose and marshmallows that are “flame-resistant”.
Why was the firefighter always the life of the party? Because they loved “sparking” conversations.
What do you call a firefighter’s favorite song? “Uptown Hose” by Bruno Mars.
Why did the firefighter bring a saw to the sewing circle? They heard they were going to be cutting patterns.
How do firefighters like their coffee? “Steamy” and strong, just like their rescues.
Why did the firefighter become a chef? They couldn’t resist the chance to “turn up the heat” in the kitchen.
What do you call it when a firefighter makes a bad joke? A “blaze” of questionable humor.
Why did the firefighter bring a camera to the fire station? For all the “hot shots.
How do firefighters get ready for bed? They “extinguish” the day and snuff out the lights.
What did the firefighter say when they saw a ghost? Looks like this firehouse is getting spooky.
Why did the firefighter bring a pencil to the campfire? To draw flames of inspiration.
Firefighter Puns
Did you hear about the firefighter who took up gardening? They wanted to see how “fire flowers” grow.
Firefighters don’t just work well under pressure, they work well under “hose” pressure.
Why did the firefighter get a second job as a lumberjack? They wanted to “chop” up their skill set.
Why did the firefighter become an upholsterer? They wanted to add some “fire” to their furniture designs.
What do you call a firefighter who loves getting tattoos? An “inkblaze”.
Firefighters are “smokin'” hot when it comes to fighting fires.
How do firefighters like their eggs? “Flaming” and over-easy, just like their rescues.
What did the firefighter say when their friend couldn’t put out a BBQ fire? “Looks like we need to call in the hose brigade.”
How do firefighters keep their boots looking good? They use flame “retard”-ant spray.
What do you call firefighters who moonlight as fashion models? “Smoke-shows”.
Why did the firefighter bring a telescope to work? To look at “fire”works.
What did the firefighter say after bench pressing 200 pounds? “Looks like I’m getting fired up for duty.”
Firefighters don’t just put out fires, they extinguish fears and bring back hope.
Why did the firefighter become an actor? They wanted to “fire up” their creative side.
How do firefighters make pancakes? They use their “flaming” hot griddle and a lot of courage.