80 Funny Giraffe Jokes

Giraffes are the true fashionistas of the savanna, rocking the world’s tallest necklaces with grace.

They’re like living skyscrapers, giving the term “high-rise” a whole new meaning. Need a leafy snack? Just watch them stretch those long legs and delicately nibble from treetop buffets.

Here’s a list of 80 funny giraffe jokes that will make you laugh.

Giraffe Puns

I’m not lion when I say that giraffes are the tallest animals.

What do you call a giraffe in a scarf? Absolutely fabulous.

Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a pain in the neck.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? A giraffe fighter jet.

Why did the giraffe get a ticket? For giraffic violations.

The giraffe decided to take a walk to get a better perspective on things.

What do you call a giraffe who loves to dance? A balleraffe.

How do you know if a giraffe is in your bed? It’d stick out like a sore thumb, or neck.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog? A really long toothbrush.

How did the giraffe get to be so tall? Its parents must have “looked up” to it.

Don’t be so giraffa-like, life is too short to be uptight.

Why did the giraffe wear a bowtie? Because it was on a dinner date with a lady giraffe.

The giraffe had a long list of things to do, but they were all neck-sessary.

Why did the giraffe go to the doctor? It had a sore throat from swallowing too many acacia leaves.

What do you call a giraffe wearing a tutu? A giraffic park ballerina.

Why don’t giraffes go to the movies? They can’t bear sitting through the “neck-breaking” action scenes.

The giraffe tried to stay positive, but it was a real stretch.

Why did the giraffe join a choir? To hit those high notes.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a tortoise? A slow-motion, long-neck version of a race.

Why was the giraffe chosen to direct the movie? Because it had a good “overview” of the plot.

Best Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their feet stink.

What did the giraffe say to his friend when he asked for a favor? “Sure, I can stick my neck out for you.”

How does a giraffe greet other animals in the morning? “High, high, high.”

Why did the giraffe go to school? To improve his neck-ademics.

What do you call a giraffe playing the piano? A long-neck pianist.

Why don’t giraffes use phones? They’re always out of range.

What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of soda? Orange neck-arine.

How do giraffes like to travel? By “a-ferry-ing” across the river.

What do you call it when a giraffe tells you a secret? A tall tale.

What do you get when you mix a giraffe and a hedgehog? A creature that can poke your eye out from a mile away.

What do giraffes say when they take a selfie? “Look, no hands.”

Why didn’t the giraffe want to play cards with the cheetah? He was afraid of being spotted.

How do you make a giraffe laugh? Tell them an “extremely” good joke.

What do you call a giraffe that steals cookies? A neck-robber.

How do giraffes clean their windows? They use their tongue as a “squeegee.”

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? They need time to “swallow” their pride.

What do you call a giraffe in a tuxedo? Sophisticated and elegiraffe.

Why did the giraffe invite the porcupine to the party? He wanted to have a “pointed” conversation.

How do you start a giraffe race? Stand at the finish line and yell, “Ready, neck, go.”

What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of workout? Neck-sercise.

Giraffe Pick-Up Lines

Giraffe Pick-Up Lines

Are you a giraffe? Because I’m stuck on your neck.

Excuse me, but I think you’re the tallest woman I’ve ever seen. Can I take you out sometime?

I don’t usually like to stick my neck out, but for you, I’ll make an exception.

Your neck is like a stairway to heaven. Can I climb it sometime?

Can I be your giraffe mate and love you a “neck-ton”?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again on my long legs?

Just like a giraffe that needs water from the lake, I need your love to survive.

How tall are you? Oh, I’m just trying to measure my future with you.

I want to be the leaves to your giraffe. Can I be the reason you reach up high?

Is your neck tired? You’ve been running through my thoughts all day.

If you’re feeling down, I can cheer you up by being the carrot to your giraffe.

Do you have a sore neck? I can give you a neck massage that’s worth sticking my neck out for.

I could never “passover” you, not with a neck like that.

I dream of a day where I can reach the sky and give you a little kiss. Want to make that come true?

Is it true that every time a giraffe moves its tail, an angel gets its wings? Because every time you move, my heart skips a beat.

I don’t need a telescope to see the stars when I have you and your long neck.

Excuse me, do you have a boyfriend? Because I’d love to stick my neck in where it doesn’t belong.

I like tall women because they give me “reach” ambitions. Would you be interested in helping me reach something together?

You don’t have to call me a zookeeper, but I’ll be happy to give you what you need with my long “neck”-tended kisses.

If they gave out awards for the longest neck and the prettiest smile, you would win both hands down.

Giraffe One-Liners

My friend told me I couldn’t name all the animals at the zoo. Well, today, a giraffe walked past me and I said, “That’s Marcel.”

A giraffe’s height is impressive, but you know what’s even more impressive? Its ability to never get tangled in a phone charger.

Just witnessed a giraffe trying to reach a grape on a tree. It was a real “stretch” goal.

Why are giraffes so calm? They always have their heads above the drama.

I heard giraffes are really good at finding hidden treasures, but they never share their loot. They’re neck-selfish.

Did you know giraffes don’t like to make quick decisions? They always need a little neck-ting time.

If giraffes were politicians, they would always have the upper hand… or, shall I say, the upper neck.

How does a giraffe ask someone out? “Would you like to go on a neck-venture with me?”

If I ever meet a giraffe, I’ll definitely ask for its opinion. After all, they always look at things from a higher perspective.

Did you hear about the giraffe who wanted to become a baseball player? It was a real “tall” order for the coach.

Giraffes must have been history buffs. After all, they always have their heads held high like the kings and queens of the savannah.

If there was a talent show for animals, the giraffe would win for the best “long-distance” runner.

The giraffe’s favorite dance move? The “Neck-n-Roll”.

I told my friend I could imitate a giraffe, and he challenged me. Well, let’s just say I nailed it necks-tremely well.

The giraffe asked the turtle, “Why are you so slow?” The turtle replied, “I may be slow, but I always know I’ll cross the finish line… unlike your long neck.

I told my giraffe joke to a group of animals, and they all laughed… except for the turtle, who couldn’t see the punchline coming.

Do you know why giraffes don’t go to parties? They’re afraid of sticking out like a sore neck!

Saw a giraffe with its head in the clouds. I guess it was just having a really tall daydream.

I thought I spotted a giraffe in the city, but it was just a man with an extremely high collar.

If a giraffe ever went to a fancy restaurant, it would definitely need an extra-long napkin.

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