Hair is nature’s own fashionable accessory. It’s like a wild garden on your head, capable of defying gravity and wreaking havoc with wind and humidity.
It is also the ultimate shape-shifter, capable of transforming you from a bedhead to a sophisticated diva or a mad scientist with just a brush and some hairspray.
Here is the list 100 jokes about hair — they’re funny, smart and can be used in all kinds of conversations about hair. Whether your a hairdresser, barber, work in the salon or just plain like to take care of your locks, this list is for you.
Hair Puns
I’m de-tangle-ing with the idea of telling you a hair-raising pun.
I’m cutting right to the chase with this hairdo pun.
Can I lock-in your attention with my hair puns?
Let’s comb-ine our efforts to come up with the best hair puns.
Don’t wig out, but I have a few up-dos for hair puns.
Are you fur-real with these hair puns?
I think we’re on the same braid with these hair puns.
Let’s take a moment to curl up with some hair puns.
I may need a mane squeeze after telling these hair puns.
This might be a hairy situation, but let’s pun our way through it.
I’ll never wig-nore a chance to make a good hair pun.
These hair puns are pretty Shear-genius, if you ask me.
Can we weave a few more hair puns into this conversation?
Let’s fringe on the edge with some outrageous hair puns.
I love to hair myself out with some terrible puns every once in a while.
Let’s strand tough and keep rolling with these hair puns.
I don’t want to split ends, but these hair puns are amazing.
Is it too corn-roll to keep telling hair puns?
Let’s not brush off these hair puns too quickly.
These hair puns are nothing to snip at.
Hair Pick-Up Lines
Is it just me or is your hairline heading straight for my heartline?
I must be a hairdresser, because I can’t help but be attracted to all these perfect locks.
Can I just say, your hair is so mesmerizing, it’s like gravity is attracted to it.
I need a hair tie, because I’m getting all tangled up in your luscious locks.
Excuse me, but your hair is so stunning, it’s making every other person in this room jealous.
I can’t help but be drawn to you, just like a magnet to your perfectly styled hair.
Is your hair made of tinsel? Because I feel like it adds sparkle and magic to my life.
Your hair is like a work of art, and I can’t resist getting lost in its beauty.
Is your hair naturally shiny, or did you just steal all the stars from the sky and place them there?
Your hair color is so vibrant, it’s like a neon sign drawing me closer to you.
If I had a dollar for every time I noticed someone with amazing hair, I’d be a billionaire just from looking at you.
Can I take a moment to appreciate your hair? It’s so irresistible that it’s pulling me in closer to you.
Your hair is like a wave of perfection, and I’m just a surfer hoping to catch it.
I bet cupid’s arrows hit your hair first, because it’s definitely the most captivating part of you.
Is your hair full of secrets? Because it’s got me spellbound and dying to know more about you.
They say eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think your hair is the gateway to my heart.
Your hair is like a beautifully crafted puzzle that I can’t help but be intrigued by.
They say love at first sight doesn’t exist, but then I saw you and your hair and realized they were wrong.
Your hair is a masterpiece, and I’m just an admirer lucky enough to be in its presence.
I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw your hair and my heart skipped a beat.
Hair One-Liners
I refuse to be upstaged by hair, but it always manages to part people’s attention.
My hair used to be dull, but then I dyed it with humor and now it’s all highlights.
My hair has a mind of its own, and it’s convinced that I need a new hairstyle every day.
I may have bad hair days, but I’m still a cut above the rest.
My hair is proof that even chaos can be styled beautifully.
There’s no bonding experience quite like frantically trying to control your unruly hair.
I may have been born with good hair, but I’ve worked hard to maintain a good sense of humor too.
My hair is like a lion’s mane, fierce and untamed.
The secret to good hair? Not taking it too seriously, just like life.
My hair and I have an unbreakable bond. We stick together, through thick and thin.
People say my hair has a lot of volume, but I prefer to think of it as my secret superpower.
My hair is my wild side on display, no shame in embracing the unruliness.
My hair went from “meh” to “oh yeah!” with the power of a good conditioner and a witty remark.
I’m convinced that my hair has a direct line to the weather, it’s always a frizz forecast.
My hairdresser always knows how to cut to the chase, just like a good one-liner.
My hair is in a category of its own. It breaks the mold and dares to be different.
My hair is like a trusted sidekick, always by my side, even on my worst hair days.
When it comes to hair, I believe in seizing the curl and making every strand count.
My hair isn’t just an accessory. It’s a statement, a conversation starter, a way to express my personality.
Life is too short to have boring hair. I’ve chosen to live on the wild side, one strand at a time.
Short Hair Jokes
Why did the woman with short hair get a speeding ticket? Her hair couldn’t keep up with the speed limit.
I used to have long hair, but then I realized I was just a few inches away from a bad hair day every day.
Why did the scarecrow chop off its hair? It wanted to be a head above the rest.
What do you call a person with short hair who can juggle? A hair-borne acrobat.
I went to a concert and got stuck behind someone with short hair. I couldn’t see the band, but I had a great view of their stylish haircut.
Why do short-haired cats never get into trouble? They always make a quick escape.
What’s a short-haired person’s favorite bakery item? Shortbread cookies, of course.
Why was the short-haired comedian so successful? They always knew how to deliver punchlines in a timely manner.
Why did the short-haired person bring a ladder to the party? They heard there would be some high-flying hairstyles.
How do you spot a short-haired person at a fancy dinner party? They’re the ones with the shortest strands between the soup and their mouth.
What’s the benefit of having short hair on a windy day? You don’t need a windsock to tell you which way the breeze is blowing.
Why did the short-haired person become an astronaut? They loved the feeling of zero gravity on their low-maintenance hairdo.
How did the short-haired person fix their broken hairdryer? They didn’t need to, because their hair dried in an instant.
What did the short-haired person say when someone asked about their secret to success? “It’s all about keeping my hair short and my goals high.”
Why was the short-haired person always chosen for the lead role in a play? They memorized their lines in half the time it took others to blow-dry their hair.
Why did the short-haired person join the circus? They wanted to be a part of the greatest show on a fraction of the shampoo budget.
What do you call a short-haired pirate? A scissor-wielding buccaneer.
Why did the short-haired person refuse to go to the haunted house? They didn’t want to risk looking like a stylish ghost once their hair stood on end.
What did one short-haired person say to another during a heatwave? “Our short hair keeps us cool, but it’s still a close shave in this weather.”
How did the short-haired person become a famous magician? They mastered the art of making their hair disappear in a snap.
Best Hair Jokes
Why did the hairstylist become a comedian? They always knew how to cut up and make people laugh.
My hairline is a true overachiever – it’s determined to reach new heights, literally.
What do you call a sheep with the best hairdo in the flock? The head stylist-ee.
I asked my hairdresser for a haircut that would make me look like a million bucks. I didn’texpect to walk out with a hairstyle made of hundred dollar bills.
Why did the hairdresser become an accountant? They were tired of impressing clients with just their hairstyling skills, they wanted to style their finances too.
My hair acts as my personal meteorologist. It frizzes up when it’s humid, but stays flat during droughts.
What do you call a hairdresser who goes undercover? An undercover agent with a fantastic hairstyle.
I went to a hair salon and asked for a haircut that would make heads turn. They gave me a 360-degree spinning chair.
Why did the hairstylist open a bakery? They heard that hair buns were in high demand.
I can always rely on my hair to add some flair to my life. It’s my built-in accessory.
How do hairdressers become such great therapists? They know how to listen to people’s deepest hair concerns.
What does a porcupine hairbrush say to the hair? “Stay sharp, my friend.”
My hair refuses to cooperate with any styling products. It’s like it has an anti-gel agenda.
Why was the computer always jealous of the hairdryer? It couldn’t handle the blow.
I used to have a lot of hair before I started learning dad jokes. Now I’m balding with laughter.
Why did the hairdresser bring a ladder to work? They wanted to reach new heights in hairstyling.
My hair has a great sense of humor. It likes to fluff up and tell me jokes when I least expect it.
What did the hair say to the comb? “You part my life in the middle and make everything smooth.”
What do you call a rabbit that’s into hairstyling? A hare stylist.
Why did the hairstylist win an award? They always knew how to brush off the competition and leave them in awe.