Lambs are nature’s fluffy bundles of innocence, like cotton candy on hooves. They bounce around with boundless energy, playing their own version of “ewe-tag.”
Sheep utilize scent as a means of communication with both their fellow sheep and their environment. Scent glands located in front of their eyes and between the hooves’ digits generate pungent secretions, which play a role in their interpersonal interactions.
They’re so adorable that even clouds envy their level of fluffiness. But instead of simply telling you how great they are, here are 100 jokes about lambs that will make you laugh out loud.
Lamb Puns
I’m really ‘fleeced’ with how these lamb puns are turning out.
Ewe won’t believe how ‘ewe-nique’ these lamb puns are.
I can always count on lamb puns to ‘herd’ a good laugh.
These lamb puns are ‘ewe-nparalleled’ in their hilarity.
I’m feeling quite ‘shearful’ after reading these lamb puns.
It would be a ‘crime of lamb-osity’ if I didn’t share these puns with you.
I’m ‘wooly’ impressed by the creativity of these lamb puns.
These puns are simply ‘shear’ brilliance.
Ewe must be ‘fleecing’ pretty good right now with these puns.
These lamb puns are ‘baa-rilliant’.
I hope these puns make ewe feel all warm and ‘fuzzy’.
These lamb puns are the ‘ewe-sual’ suspects of laughter.
I’m not trying to ‘pull the wool over your eyes‘—these puns are truly funny.
These lamb puns are ‘ewe-nparalleled’ in their humor.
These puns make me want to do a ‘happy lamb dance’.
I’m ‘flock-sighted’ by the hilarity of these lamb puns.
These puns have a ‘shear’ genius about them.
I’m ‘wool-positioned’ to give you more lamb puns if you want.
Let’s not be ‘baa-shful’—these puns are fantastic.
These lamb puns are truly a ‘flockbuster’.
I’m finding these lamb puns to be ‘ewe-rresistible’.
I’m having a ‘ewe-nique-lamb’ time with these puns.
These puns sure are the ‘flock’ stars of comedy!
These lamb puns are ‘ewe-nmatched’ in their wit.
Let’s ‘flock’ together and enjoy these puns.
I’m feeling ‘shear’ delight with these lamb puns.
These puns have definitely ‘herded’ my attention.
I’m ‘wooly’ impressed with these lamb puns.
These puns ‘fleece’ me with laughter every time.
These lamb puns are truly ‘ewe-nbelievable’.
Lamb Pick-Up Lines
If you were a lamb, you’d be the ‘baa-d’ of my dreams.
Are you a lamb? Because you’re making my heart ‘fleece’.
Hey girl, I heard you’re looking for a ‘ram-mate’.
I don’t need wool blankets when I have you to keep me ‘fleeced’.
You look like you could use a ‘ewe-nique’ pick-me-up.
Are you ready for love, ‘ewe-nough’ for me?
I can’t ‘ewe’ get out of my head.
You ‘shear’ look beautiful tonight.
You’re the lamb to my ‘shepherd’.
You must have a warm ‘fleece-lit’ heart, because I’m feeling all cozy inside.
Do you mind if I ‘shear’ a kiss with you?
Do you want to grab a drink and talk about our ‘fleecy’ future together?
You’ve got me feeling all ‘woolly’ inside.
I must admit, I think you’re ‘ewe-nique-ly’ attractive.
I want to be the ‘ewe’ to your ‘lamb’.
I can’t wait to ‘shear’ my life with you.
I’m feeling ‘sheepish’ while talking to you, because you make me nervous.
Let me ‘shepherd’ you away to a place where we can be alone.
I think I’m turning into a ‘ram’ because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I’m ready to ‘flock’ myself to you.
I hope it’s ‘ewe and me’ forever.
Are you a ‘baa-on’ of affection? Because you have my heart.
I’m ‘shear-ious’ about getting to know you better.
Do you wanna ‘lamb’ base with me tonight?
I’m not ‘sheepish’ about saying that I’m into you.
Your ‘fleecy’ smile is everything to me.
Can I ‘shear’ a secret with you? I think you’re amazing.
I want to hold you close and never let you go, ‘ewe-nique’ love of my life.
Will you be my little lamb? I’ll be your shepherd.
Can I trouble you for a woolly kiss?
Best Lamb Jokes
What did the lamb say when it won an award? “I’m feeling ‘baa-rilliant’.”
How does a lamb greet its friends? “Ewes it going?”
Why did the lamb go to school? It wanted to learn how to ‘shear’ greatness.
How do you count a flock of lambs? With a ‘ram’-counter.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A ‘cloud.
Why did the little lamb become a musician? It had perfect ‘ewe-nation’.
Why did the lamb take a date to the bakery? It heard they had ‘sweet rolls’.
What did the lamb say to its mom? “You’re ‘ewe-nique’ and ‘ewe-tterly’ amazing.”
Why did the lamb cross the road? To get to the ‘baa-rber’ shop.
What do you get when you cross a lamb and a kangaroo? A ‘jumping sheep.
Why don’t lambs play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always ‘spot’-ed.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A ‘choco-lamb’.
How did the lamb become a movie star? It had great ‘shear-isma’.
Why did the lamb bring a ladder to the party? It heard it was going to be ‘a-raising’ good time.
What do you call a sheep with a birthday? A ‘fleece’-of-cake.
Why did the lamb bring an umbrella to the field? In case of ‘ewe-nexpected’ showers.
How do lambs wish each other goodnight? They say, “Sleep tight, don’t let the bed ‘bugs’ baa-ite.”
What do you call a lamb that knows martial arts? A ‘lamb-chop’.
What do lambs say before telling a joke? “Prepare to be ‘shear’-prised.”
Why did the lamb join the band? It heard they were looking for someone with ‘sheep skills’.
Lamb One-Liners
Counting sheep is easy; counting lambs is ‘ewe-nique’.
I’m a ‘baa-d’ influence, but in the most adorable way.
Wool you be my friend?
A little lamb’s favorite game is ‘Simon Says Ewe’.
It’s a ‘shear’ delight to meet you.
I don’t always make sheep puns, but when I do, ewe better laugh.
I had a dream about floating on a cloud made of lamb’s wool. It was so ‘fleece-y’.
Some people count dollars, but I prefer to count lambs when I can’t sleep.
I’m not ‘fleece-y’; I’m just all about that lamb life.
I tried to be a vegetarian, but then I realized I really love lamb chops.
Ewe-niting is possible when there are lambs around.
Be ‘ewe-nique’; don’t follow the herd.
My ideal day involves sunshine, green pastures, and frolicking lambs.
Forget the lion; it’s the lamb that captures my heart.
I love the smell of fresh-cut grass and the sound of lambs ‘baa’-ing in the distance.
Wool ewe be my forever friend?
‘Shear’-ly you must appreciate a good lamb pun now and then.
Ewe-diculous at times, but always full of lamb-kindness.
My favorite kind of hugs are ‘fleece-tastic’ lamb hugs.
Let’s make memories that ‘flock’ together like a herd of happy lambs.