July is an awesome month.
This human trait, also known as “sense of humor,” has made for some great laughs throughout history. and is the funniest thing about July? It’s a month of fun and plenty. Here are a few jokes for the month of July.
Best July Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date
What did one watermelon say to the other watermelon? You’re one in a melon
What kind of berry has a lot of juice? A Saijuice berry
What kind of party do fruits have? A peach party
What is a strawberry’s favorite Shakespearean play? Romeo and Juliet-uce
Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well
Why did the farmer feed his chickens fruit salad? Because it had lots of egg-citement!
What do you get when you cross a melon with a dog? A melon-collie
Why are fruit jokes so sweet? Because they always come in bunches
Why did the grape go to the dentist? Because it had a vine in its teeth
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a poodle? A water-mellondoodle
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on all the time? Nothing, it just lets out a little whine
Why did the apple run away from the banana? Because it didn’t want to be a fruit salad
July Puns
What did the July calendar say to the other months? “I’m the hottest of them all!”
Why did the sun go on vacation in July? It needed a little “ray” of sunshine.
Why did the watermelon win the July beauty pageant? Because it had that “slice” factor!
Why do bees love July? Because they can finally have some “buzziness” after all their hard work!
What did the thermometer say to the July heatwave? “You’re making me melt!”
What did the corn say to the BBQ grill in July? “I’m popping with excitement to be grilled!”
Why did the ice cream refuse to melt in July? It had “sundae” protection.
How do July babies stay cool? They have a “fan-tastic” birthday celebration!
Why did the letter A refuse to go out in July? It didn’t want to be a part of the “heatwave” party.
What did the beach say to the July sun? “You’re beachy keen!”
How do fruits celebrate July? They have a “berry” good time at the picnic.
Why did the calendar feel sad in July? It realized half the year had “flown” by.
What did the lollipop say about the July weather? “It’s lickably good!”
Why did the chef love cooking in July? Because it was the “grilling” season!
How did the sunflower describe July? “It’s exceptionally “sun-sational”!”