Lacrosse is a high-scoring sport where goals are usually scored in clusters. But every now and then you’ll find one of these gems. A goal that’s so bad you can’t help but to laugh. Through these 30 jokes I hope to bring some smiles and laughs to anyone reading this.
Lacrosse Jokes
Why did the Lacrosse player bring string to the game? To tie up the score.
What is a Lacrosse player’s favorite type of alcohol? Shot.
Why did the Lacrosse goalie never go to school? He was already a master of saves.
How do you make a Lacrosse player angry? Steal their stick and don’t give it back.
What do you call a Lacrosse player with a broken leg? Hoppy.
Why did the Lacrosse player go to jail? He committed a cross-check.
Why do Lacrosse players make terrible spies? Because they always get caught on the crease.
What do you call a Lacrosse player who can’t pass? A lonely midfielder.
Why did the Lacrosse team go to the bank? To get their checks.
How do you know if a Lacrosse player has a girlfriend? They show off their stick skills by impressing her.
What do you call a Lacrosse player who only scores hat tricks? A Triple Threat.
Why did the Lacrosse player refuse to play basketball? He thought it was too much of a hoopla.
How do you make a Lacrosse player happy? Give them a new stick with a mesh pocket.
Why did the Lacrosse player get a tattoo of his team’s logo? To show off his commitment to the team.
What do you call a Lacrosse stick with an attitude? A Criss-Crossy.
Lacrosse Puns
Did you hear about the Lacrosse player who went broke? He couldn’t make any cents on the field.
What do you call a Lacrosse player who can’t stand still? An unsettled defender.
Why did the Lacrosse ball run for president? Because it knew how to make a good bounce.
How did the Lacrosse goalie feel after a big save? He was over-the-moon netminded.
What do you get when you mix a Lacrosse player and a cake? A stick-y situation.
Why did the Lacrosse player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights on the field.
How do Lacrosse players celebrate a win? They stick together and mesh well.
What do you call a Lacrosse player’s favorite type of music? Lax tracks.
Why did the Lacrosse player become a chef? They loved dishing out assists.
How bright is a Lacrosse player’s future? It’s pretty goal-darn lit.
What do you call a Lacrosse player who loves to dance? A stick-and-groove enthusiast.
Why do Lacrosse players always carry an umbrella? In case of a Thunderstorm.
How did the Lacrosse player become a fashion icon? By scoring some goal-den threads.
Why did the Lacrosse team love gardening? They enjoyed planting seed passes.
What did the Lacrosse coach say to the players during a rainy game? “Don’t lacross-contaminate the ball.”