They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but I can’t help it — especially with these fun 30 lettuce puns! Lettuce, leaves, and green is such a versatile color. You can fit it in where almost any other color won’t fit. That’s why I believe lettuce would be the most wonderful color if only it existed.
Sure, that might sound like an exaggeration because lettuce doesn’t really exist as a color per se. But neither do these 30 lettuce puns. So that makes this list of 30 lettuce puns a real treat (lettup!)
Best Lettuce Puns
I’m a big fan of lettuce, which is why I romaine calm under pressure.
Without lettuce, a salad is just sad with dressing.
Lettuce did not forget how important vegetables are for our health.
Life without lettuce would be un-bear-able.
If you don’t like lettuce, that leaves more for the rest of us.
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this pun.
Salad without lettuce isn’t just wrong, it’s just not right.
Lettuce be grateful for the farmers who bring us this delicious vegetable.
A world without lettuce would be like a face without a smile.
You don’t win friends with salad unless that salad has lettuce!
If at first, you don’t succeed, tri, tri, tri again (lettuce, tomato, onion).
Lettuce be honest, we all know that vegetables are important for our health.
I had a dream about lettuce last night, it was a refreshing experience.
When in doubt, romaine calms, and enjoy some lettuce.
You can’t make a great salad without lettuce, so don’t kale my vibe.
Lettuce Jokes
Why did the lettuce lose the race? Because it was a little behind!
How do you describe a cool and hip piece of lettuce? It’s one hot leafy!
Why couldn’t the lettuce go on a trip? It didn’t have any celery.
What did the lettuce say when it was surprised? “Oh my gosh, I’m frisee-ing!”
If Lettuce ran for president, would it win by a land-slyde?
How do you get a lettuce to like you? Kale them softly!
Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it saw new plants sprouting? It was cowering in the frond!
Why don’t plants ever go to the movies? Because they always get leafed behind!
Why did the guy who loved lettuce end up breaking up with his girlfriend? She was too green for him!
Did you hear about the lettuce that got kicked out of the garden for maulting? It couldn’t keep its romaine composure.
What kind of music does lettuce leave like to listen to? Wrap music!
Why do people always go to the bank with salad greens? They want to get their lettuce out.
What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce on Valentine’s Day? You make my heart skip a beet!
Lettuce always remembers to be kind to one another, like how a good salad dressing brings lettuce and vegetables together.
When the lettuce got its big break, it said goodbye to its past and started living the romaine life!