40 May Puns – Plus Free May Pun Generator

Ah, May. The month of fresh flowers, warm sunshine, and the sound of birds chirping — or maybe it’s just my house.

In May, we celebrate many things from Mother’s day to graduation to Cinco de Mayo. We also have many holidays that can bring joy and sorrow.

We’re sure you will enjoy this list of forty jokes. There’s no better way to express yourself than with a joke. A good joke is like a good blog post – memorable and sharable.

And before we start here is May Pun Generation Tool

May Puns Generator

May Puns Generator

Best May Jokes

Why do Flowers always get the best grades in school? Because they have a lot of petals to study with!

What month do pirates love the most? May-yarrrr!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why are frogs always so happy in May? Because they finally have someone to kiss!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!

Why does everyone love May? Because it’s the best month to stop and smell the flowers!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!

Why do bees always hum? They don’t remember the words!

What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak-out!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

May Puns

May Jokes

May the Fourth be with you! (Star Wars fans will love this one!)

May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short!

Plants love May – it’s their prime time to “branch” out and grow!

I’m not playing games this May, I’m “May-king” things happen!

It’s May-raculous how much warmer it gets!

May your day be filled with sunshine and “May-dness”!

Don’t be “may-d” at me, but I’m really “May-ing” a mess in the kitchen right now!

May you find joy in the simple pleasures like a fresh cup of “May-ocha!

I’m so excited for May, I can “bare”ly contain myself!

May the flowers remind us to “rose” above any challenges we face!

May your days be as bright and beautiful as a field of tulips!

Don’t forget to “May-not” neglect self-care this month!

May your path be filled with opportunities that make you go “May-zing”!

May all your goals and dreams “May-terialize” this month!

It’s time to “May-ke” the most out of every day and enjoy the sunshine!

May One-Liner

Why did the bird go on a diet in May? So it could have a beach bod for summer!

May is such a great month, even my allergies are “rooting” for it!

Flowers in May are like people, they tend to “rose” to the occasion!

I love May, it’s the one month where you can make a “may”-nificent pun out of everything!

Why do giraffes hide indoors during May? Because they’re afraid of getting “may-laria”!

May is my favorite month, I like it a whole “May-velous” amount!

My parents always say I was born in “May-ke-believe-land” because of my wild imagination!

May the sun shine on your face and your allergies take a “May-cation” this month!

Why did the rabbit go to the gym every day in May? He wanted to be “May-trix” fit!

May is great for “May-ditation” – just take a deep breath and enjoy the fresh air!

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