The mouth, a true wonder of human engineering. It’s like a gateway to a world of flavors, where taste buds dance and rejoice in the glory of deliciousness.
And i guess you know a versatile instrument, capable of sweet smiles, hearty laughs, and occasionally getting us into trouble with ill-timed remarks.
Ready to put your fun, smart, and funny pun-making skills to the test with 60 wild puns? Join us for this silly and creative challenge
Best Mouth Jokes
I always keep my mouth shut about my wisdom teeth—they’re just too wise for their own good.
What do you call a person with no mouth? Speechless.
I tried to tell a joke about my mouth, but it left me tongue-tied.
Why do dentists love a good pun? Because they have a great laugh cavity.
What do you call a dentist’s advice? A flossophy.
I just got braces, and now my mouth is feeling a little metal-mouthed.
What’s a mouth’s favorite type of food? Anything that’s mouthwatering.
My mouth has a mind of its own—it’s always running off without me.
Why did the germ cross the mouth? To get to the teeth on the other side.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a good mouthwash comes in a close second.
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty.
My mouth is the loudest part of my body—it’s never afraid to speak up.
What do you call it when your mouth takes a vacation? A tongue trip.
My mouth is like a mystery box—you never know what’s going to come out of it.
What do they call a mouth that’s always bragging about itself? A mouth-ego.
Mouth One-Liners
I always keep my mouth shut about my wisdom teeth—they’re just too wise for their own good.
What do you call a person with no mouth? Speechless.
I tried to tell a joke about my mouth, but it left me tongue-tied.
Why do dentists love a good pun? Because they have a great laugh cavity.
What do you call a dentist’s advice? A flossophy.
I just got braces, and now my mouth is feeling a little metal-mouthed.
What’s a mouth’s favorite type of food? Anything that’s mouthwatering.
My mouth has a mind of its own—it’s always running off without me.
Why did the germ cross the mouth? To get to the teeth on the other side.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a good mouthwash comes in a close second.
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty.
My mouth is the loudest part of my body—it’s never afraid to speak up.
What do you call it when your mouth takes a vacation? A tongue trip.
My mouth is like a mystery box—you never know what’s going to come out of it.
What do they call a mouth that’s always bragging about itself? A mouth-ego.
Mouth Pick-Up Lines
Is your smile made of magnets? Because every time you flash it, mine is drawn right to yours.
If kissing were a sport, you’d definitely be the MVP of my lips.
Are you a dentist? Because I can’t help but floss you off your feet.
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back—with interest.
Your lips must be out of this world because they’re giving me a celestial feeling.
Is your mouth a dictionary? Because it’s filled with all the words I want to say to you.
Are you made of sugar? Because your sweetness is making my mouth water.
If you were a painting, you’d be the Mona Lisa of my heart—your smile is truly captivating.
Excuse me, but can you help me settle a bet? My friends don’t believe that the most beautiful lips belong to a real person.
If my lips were emojis, they’d be heart-eyed every time they see yours.
Can I take you out for a cup of coffee? Because you’re the perfect blend of beauty and warmth.
Is your mouth a library? Because I could spend hours getting lost in the stories your lips could tell.
If you were a song, you’d be the chorus that’s stuck in my head—and I don’t want it to ever stop playing.
Are you a dentist’s dream? Because your smile is absolutely jaw-dropping.
Can I borrow your lip balm? Because your lips look like they could use a little kiss of mine.
Short Mouth Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He’s all right now.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh—unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
I tried to look up “lighter” and “fireworks” on Google—it didn’t come up with anything.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
I don’t always tell dad jokes—but when I do, he usually laughs.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches—but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
Why did the hockey player get grounded? Because he was always icing people.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the man take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.