Ah, the nose, the unsung hero of the face, or as I like to call it, the “scent-sational” superstar. This remarkable protuberance sniffs out adventures and tickles our olfactory senses with its nostril-icious prowess.
Whether it’s detecting freshly baked cookies or the aroma of a stinky cheese, the nose knows how to sniff out the good, the bad, and the funny.
Here is the brilliant collection of 60 nose jokes. Nose jokes can be really funny, especially if you have got a good sense of humor. I am sure that you, your family and friends will enjoy most of them.
Best Nose Jokes
Did you hear about the fortune teller with a blocked nose? She could never smell what the future held.
Why did the nose apply for a job as a chef? Because it always knows what’s cooking.
I told my nose a joke, but it couldn’t laugh because it doesn’t have a sense of “nose” humor.
What’s a nose’s favorite kind of math? Nose-trigonometry.
Why did the nose go to the party? Because it wanted to be the center nose of attention.
How does a nose greet another nose? “Scent-erely, nice to meet you.”
The nose and the mouth had an argument. The nose said, “You’re just full of hot air.”
What do you call a fake nose? An “im-pose-ter”.
Why did the nose refuse to work overtime? It didn’t want to be picked on for being nosy.
What do you get if you cross a nose with a stone? A “hard-sniff” rock.
Why did the nose always win at hide-and-seek? Because it could always “sniff” out the best hiding spots.
My nose and I have a strong bond—we always “nose” what the other is thinking.
How do you keep a nose from running? Pay for its gym membership.
What did the nose say to the finger? “Stop picking on me.”
Why did the nose want to become a doctor? It wanted to help “nose” what’s going on.
Nose One-Liners
My nose is always ready for action – it’s the ultimate sniffing machine.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think it’s all about the shape of the nose.
A nose knows what a nose knows, and mine knows how to pick up all the scents.
You can always trust your nose to lead the way, unless you have a terrible sense of direction.
If you need a tissue, just follow your nose – it knows where the stash is.
My nose is like a heat-sensing radar – it can detect a delicious meal from miles away.
Some people have a good poker face; I have a good poker nose – it’s always sniffing out a bluff.
They say the nose knows, but mine can’t seem to figure out how to stop sneezing.
When it comes to detecting questionable smells, my nose is truly a bloodhound in disguise.
I may not have a perfect button nose, but it’s definitely a boop-worthy one.
Your nose is like a natural air freshener – it emits scents that can make or break a situation.
I like to think of my nose as my personal weather forecaster – it can sense humidity like nobody’s business.
A red nose may be cute on a reindeer, but on me, it’s a sign of allergies or too much spicy food.
I can’t help but feel nostalgic when I catch a familiar scent – my nose is a time machine fueled by memories.
The funny thing about noses is that they’re never in the spotlight until you accidentally hit them on a door.
Nose Pick-Up Lines
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I’m near you, I find my nose following your scent.”
“Is your nose tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
“Excuse me, but could you lend me your nose? Mine seems to have gotten lost in the scent of your beauty.”
“Is it just me, or is your nose perfectly sculpted? I can’t help but be drawn to it.”
“Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because I think my nose just fell for you.”
I must be a bee, because your nose is the sweetest flower in the room.
“Is your nose made of copper? Because it’s simply priceless to me.”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. Let me start with a kiss on that adorable nose of yours.”
“I’ve always been taught to follow my nose, and it somehow led me straight to you.”
“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in the depths of your captivating nose.”
If I had a rose for every time I thought about your nose, I’d have a garden that blooms for eternity.
Excuse me, but could you hold my hand? I need something to hold onto when my heart skips a beat seeing your nose.”
“Is it just me, or does your nose have a magnetic personality? It’s drawing me closer to you.”
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but your nose is like a doorway to pure charm and allure.
You must be a rare gem because your nose shines brighter than any diamond.
Short Nose Puns
“I guess you could say my short nose is a bit shy…”
“My short nose helps me sniff out all the pun-tastic fun.”
“With my short nose, I’m always ahead in ‘sniff’-ari…”
“People with short noses have a ‘nose’ for adventure.”
“Who needs a long nose when a short nose can still ‘nose’ the way?”
“My short nose might be little, but it’s got a big sense of smell.”
“Short nose, big heart, and an even bigger sense of humor.”
“A short nose is just as cute as a button!”
“Having a short nose means I never look down on others.”
“A short nose is proof that good things come in small packages.”
“My short nose makes sure I’m always ‘nosing’ around for fun.”
“I may have a short nose, but my sense of humor is top-notch.”
“A short nose doesn’t stop me from ‘sniffing’ out great puns.”
“With a short nose, I can still ‘nose’-tril in the laughter.”
“Short nose, big personality – it’s the perfect combo.”