Peach puns are great wordplay for those with an affinity for fruit, “funny” words, and/or puns in general. They also make for a pleasant diversion from your daily routine.
Why is the peach the best fruit in the produce aisle? We’ve created a list of 65 funny jokes on peaches for you to use the next time you need a pun to make your co-worker crack a smile.
Peach Puns
What did the peach say when it was being unpeeled? “I’m feeling exposed.”
Why did the peach go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
How do you make a peach laugh? Tell it a pit-iful joke.
What do you call a peach that has seen better days? A withered wonder.
If a peach had a favorite type of music, what would it be? Rock ‘n’ stone.
What did the peach say to the orange? “Let’s juice hang out.”
How did the peach feel at the end of a long day? Just peachy exhausted.
Why did the peach go to school? To improve its com-peach-ension skills.
What’s a peach’s favorite form of exercise? Juice-robics.
How do you calculate the weight of a giant peach? You use a peach scale.
Did you hear about the peach that won the lottery? It was one in a melon.
How do you express your love for a peach? You say, “You’re a-peach-iated.”
What did the peach say when it was having a great day? “I’m peach-tastic.”
Why did the peach blush? Because it saw the banana split.
How do you calm an angry peach? You give it some inner peach.
What do you get when you mix a peach and a beach? Some tropical peach vibes.
Why did the peach go to the party? It wanted to be the “a-peach” of attention.
What did the peach say after it fell off the tree? “Oh, pits.”
Which fruit always has a positive attitude? The op-timistic peach.
How do you make a peach float? With a scoop of peach ice cream and some fizzy soda.
Peach Jokes
When life gives you peaches, make a peachy joke.
Who is the favorite fruit of Super Mario? Peach of course.
Why did the peach go on vacation? It needed to get away from the pits.
How do you make a peach laugh? Tell it a funny apricot joke.
What do you say to a peach when it’s feeling down? “Cheer up, life is just peachy.”
Why did the peach refuse to fight in the boxing ring? It didn’t want to get squashed.
What do you get when you cross a peach with a mermaid? A sea-peach.
How did the peach feel after winning the marathon? Peachy keen.
Why did the peach become an actor? It wanted to be in the limelight.
What do you call a peach that’s a smooth dancer? A fruit that can salsa-peach-o.
Why did the peach blush? It saw the applesauce.
How do you know if a peach is telling the truth? It’s the pits if it’s lying.
Can you trust a peach to keep a secret? Of course not, it’s always spilling the beans.
Why did the peach tell jokes at the comedy club? It wanted to be a peach stand-up comedian.
What did the peach say to the orange? We make a-peeling fruit salad together.
Peach One-Liners
Did you hear about the peach who went on a diet? It wanted to be a little more “juicier.”
I never understand why people say peaches are so “a-peeling.” I always thought they were quite “skin-citing.”
If peaches had a band, it would probably be called “The Peachy Beat.”
I asked a peach if it had any party tricks, and it said, “I can make a pretty smooth salsa.
When life gives you peaches, make a peach cobbler and enjoy every sweet bite.
I overheard two peaches gossiping. One said, “Have you heard the latest ‘pit’-y party story?”
Peach jokes may be “punny,” but they’re definitely not the “pits.
A peach asked its friend, “Do you think I’m ‘Peachy’ keen?” The friend replied, “Absolutely, you’re one in a million!”
Peaches have a way of “fruitfully” capturing everyone’s hearts.
Did you know that the peach emoji is often used as a secret symbol for a “sweet and fuzzy” heart?
Nothing screams summer more than enjoying a juicy, chilled peach on a hot afternoon.
How does a peach answer the phone? With a “fruitful” ring!
Have you ever seen two peaches arm wrestling? It’s quite the “stone fruit” showdown.
The peach tree wrote a book about its historical “rooted” adventures called “The Life of a Peach Tree.
Even in a world full of fruit, the peach manages to stand out with its delightful taste and fuzzy appearance.
Short Peach Puns
The peach farmer knew his job was the “pits” but he did it “peach-fully.”
When peaches go on vacation, they always make sure to pack their “peach towels.”
A peach went to the gym to get “fruit-fit” and ended up having a “peachy” workout.
Two peaches got in a fight, but it was just a “juicy” misunderstanding.
The peach chef was a “peeling” expert and made the most “ap-peach-tizing” dishes.
During the baking competition, the peach dessert took the crown and was deemed the “peach-fection.
The peach had a great sense of humor and was known for its “punny” personality.
The peach was voted the “sweetest” fruit of the year, no other fruit could “peach” its level of sweetness.
Peaches always have the ability to turn any ordinary day into something “peach-tacular.”
The peach couldn’t decide what to wear to the party, but it finally settled on an “ap-peach-iate” dress.
When the peach joined the soccer team, it was known for its “juicy” footwork.
The peach’s favorite game to play was “hide and peach,” but its hiding spots were always too visible.
The peach didn’t like to take risks, it preferred to stay in its “peach”ful comfort zone.
When the peach attended the art class, it couldn’t resist drawing “ap-peach-es” of other fruits and vegetables.
The peach comedian was always “pitting” people’s sense of humor with his fruity jokes.