Potato, potahto…it doesn’t really matter how you say it as long as you say it often. Potatoes are one of the most versatile foods that can be used in a variety of dishes.
In ancient times, potatoes served as a crucial source of sustenance due to their vitamin C content, effectively preventing scurvy. Additionally, these tubers contain a significant amount of potassium, an electrolyte essential for the optimal functioning of our heart, muscles, and nervous system.
A fun list of 70 – yes, you read that right – puns about potatoes. The list contains a variety of jokes and wordplays based on the popular vegetable.
They’re short, funny, novel and sometimes just plain weird. There are also many derivatives for your future humoristic adventures. They’ll make great fillers at dinner parties and corporate events, icebreakers or just random fun.
Potato Jokes
Why did the potato go to the doctor? It was peeling unwell.
How do you know if a potato is a good singer? It has a great mash-up.
What do you call a potato that’s always happy? A chipper spud.
Why did the potato get in trouble at school? It was caught french frying.
How do you know if a potato is a good dancer? It has some serious tater-tots.
What do you call a potato that’s always cold? A frosty spud.
Why did the potato go to the gym? It wanted to work on its tater guns.
How do you make a potato laugh? You tell it a tuber joke.
What do you call a potato that’s always in a hurry? A rushin’ spud.
Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? It was too yammy.
How do you know if a potato is a good artist? It has some great draw-tatoes.
What do you call a potato that’s always working? A busy spud.
Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the french fryer on the other side.
How do you know if a potato is a good comedian? It has a great sense of humor-us.
What do you call a potato that’s always grumpy? A sour spud.
Best Potato Puns
Why did the potato feel stressed? Because it had a lot of spuds to do.
What do you call a potato that’s always on the run? A roamin’ potato.
How do you know if a potato is a good athlete? It has a great ability to couch potato.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the mash-ups.
What do you call a potato that’s always happy? A joy spud.
Why did the potato break up with the tomato? It was too saucy.
How do you know if a potato is a good musician? It has a great ear for tuber-tunes.
What do you call a potato that’s always cold? A chilly spud.
Why did the potato go to the beach? To get a tan-line of the fries.
How do you know if a potato is a good dancer? It has some serious tater-tots.
What do you call a potato that’s always in a hurry? A rushin’ spud.
Why did the potato go to the gym? It wanted to work on its tater guns.
Why did the potato go to therapy? It had a chip on its shoulder and couldn’t peel with the stress!
What do you call a potato that’s always grumpy? A sour spud.
Why did the potato go to school? I wanted to become a fry-nancial expert.
Potato Chips Jokes
Why did the potato chip go to school? It wanted to become a crisp.
How do you fix a broken potato chip? With chipmend.
Why did the potato chip start a band? It wanted to be a snare-o-lay.
What do you call a potato chip that’s a great storyteller? A chipmunk.
How do potato chips get fit? They do crunches.
Why did the potato chip go to the doctor? It had low-salt-esteem.
What do you get when you cross a potato chip and a computer? A snack that crashes.
Why did the potato chip blush? It saw the dip.
What do you call a potato chip with a great sense of humor? A chipmuse.
How do you catch a runaway potato chip? Use chip traps.
Why did the chip win the game? It knew how to play its cards right.
What’s a chip’s favorite type of exercise? Dips and crunches.
What’s a chip’s favorite movie genre? Snacktion.
How do you calm an angry chip? Offer it peace of dip.
Why did the chip go to school? It wanted to get a chip-loma.
Potato One-Liner Jokes
Why did the potato refuse to jump in the pool? It was already mashed.
What do you call a potato that’s a bad influence? A tater-tot.
How do you know if a potato is a good listener? It has a great ear for fries.
Why did the potato go to the gym? To work on its hot bod.
What do you call a potato that’s always changing its mind? A hash-brown.
Why did the potato break up with the tomato? It was too saucy.
How do you know if a potato is a good comedian? It has a great sense of humor-us.
What do you call a potato that’s always on time? A punctuated.
Why did the potato go to space? To find the missing planet of the tater tots.
How do you know if a potato is a good writer? It has a great penne for storytelling.
What do you call a potato that’s always working? A busy spud.
Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the french fryer on the other side.
How do you know if a potato is a good artist? It has some great draw-tatoes.
What do you call a potato that’s always happy? A chipper spud.
Why did the potato go to school? It wanted to become a smart tuber.
What do you call a potato that’s always dancing? A mash-up.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? It was peeling unwell.
How do you know if a potato is a good singer? It has a great mash-up.
Why did the potato get in trouble at school? It was caught french frying.
What do you call a potato that’s always cold? A frosty spud.
How do you make a potato roll? You push it down a hill and watch it mash-mellow.
Why did the potato go to the beach? To get a tan-line of the fries.
What do you call a potato that’s always in a hurry? A rushin’ spud.
Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? It was too yammy.
How do you know if a potato is a good athlete? It has a great ability to couch potato.