80 Rainy Jokes

Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. Little children want to play; not stay inside and stare at the rain, and wish it would go away. Can we ever forget this phrase?

Not everyone loves the rain. But for those who do – it’s a great motivator and reminder to appreciate nature. I’ve noticed most children love the rain very much. Young children are spot on when they say “rain makes everything smell better” .

What do rain, umbrellas, wet streets, clouds, puddles, drizzle, storms, showers and damp sidewalks all have in common? They’re all perfect topics for a joke! So here are some

Hilarious Rainy Jokes

Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? Because he was forecasting showers!

Why did the raincoat break up with the hat? They didn’t have good “coverage” anymore.

How does a duck keep dry in the rain? It quacks open an umbrella!

What kind of hairstyle is best for a rainy day? A damp bun!

Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!

How does a raindrop ask for directions? It uses Google “drizzle”!

What do you call a rainy day in outer space? A meteor “shower!

What do you call a sad wet bear? A drizzly “bear”y!

Why did the raindrop refuse to fall? It was scared of commitment!

What does a cat wear on a rainy day? A paws-ka!

Why did the cookie go outside? Because it felt like it needed to be “dunked” in the rain!

How do you know it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!

I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist!

What do you get when you combine an umbrella and a dress? Wet!

What do you call a snowman on a rainy day? Slushie!

Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it!

What did the rain say to the pavement? “Drop it!”

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little “boogie” in it!

Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: you get what you deserve!

Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired!

Rainy Puns

I’m positively “soaked” on rainy days.

The rain can be “torrential” sometimes, can’t it?

If it starts raining cats and dogs, be sure to “paws” for a moment.

Whenever it rains, all I “drizzle” is love.

I have a “downpour” of emotions during rainy weather.

They say every cloud has a silver “lining,” but the rain is pretty good too.

On rainy days, I like to “raincheck” all of my plans.

I always “precipitate” a good time when it’s rainy out.

I’m feeling a little “under the weather” today.

I “shower” my plants with love on rainy days.

You don’t have to “mist” out on a good time just because it’s raining.

Who knew the rain could be so “puddle”-licious?

I love to “soak” up the rainy scenery whenever I can.

When it starts raining, I tend to “flood” my social media with pictures.

A rainy day is the perfect time to “cloud“-watch.

I’m never “rained” in my love for rainy weather.

You can “dew” anything you set your mind to, even on rainy days.

I don’t care if it’s raining “cats and dogs,” as long as I have an umbrella.

“Rain” or shine, I’m always up for some fun.

Sometimes it’s hard to stay “dry” in rainy weather, but it’s always worth it.

Rainy Pick-Up Lines

Rainy Pick-Up Lines

Are you made of raindrops? Because every time I see you, I feel a refreshing tingle.

I must be in a rainstorm because my heart is getting soaked by your beauty.

Can I share my umbrella with you? Because together, we can make the rain feel like sunshine.

If rainbows are beautiful, then you must be the radiant colors that make them come alive.

I usually don’t like getting wet, but with you, I’d dance in the rain all night.

Is it just me, or does the rain sound like applause when I’m standing next to you?

You must be a raindrop because you make my heart skip a beat every time you touch me.

Let’s make a pact: Every time it rains, we’ll meet and create our own love story.

Can I take shelter under your beautiful smile to escape from this rainy day?

I don’t need an umbrella as long as I have your love to protect me from the downpour.

If rain brings good luck, then meeting you must be the luckiest moment of my life.

Let’s be like rainbows and storms; together, we can create something breathtaking.

I don’t mind getting drenched if it means I get to spend more time with you in the rain.

They say rain washes away the past, so let’s stand in the rain and start a new chapter together.

Are you a rain shower? Because you make me feel refreshed and alive every time I’m around you.

Like rainwater on parched land, you quench my thirst for love and happiness.

You are the silver lining in my rainy days, turning every storm into a beautiful adventure.

Can I hold your hand and dance in the rain, as if time and worries don’t exist?

You’re like a cozy sweater on a rainy day, making everything warm and comforting.

Raindrops may be fleeting, but my feelings for you are everlasting, just like the sound of rain.

Short Rainy Puns

Rainy weather is just mist-erious.

I’m having a “pour” day today.

The weather forecast didn’t “rain” on my parade.

The rain is my “precipi-taion” for happiness.

Weathermen like to keep things “cloudburst.”

Nothing “shower” than a rainy day spent indoors.

I “coast” through rainy weather like a pro.

You can’t “mist” the sound of a good storm.

Rain may “puddle” around, but I always find a way to stay dry.

I always “barometer” well through rainy days.

I don’t “dew” much in the rainy weather.

I “rain-check” my plans for a cozy day inside.

I “thunder-stand” the power of the weather.

A stormy day can be creatively “en-lightning.”

I “flood” my life with positivity on rainy days.

When it rains, I “shelter” myself under my favorite blanket.

The rain makes me “mist-ical” about life.

Whether in “hail” or shine, I’m always ready for an adventure.

Rainy days always lead to “rain-bows” of happiness.

You don’t have to “rainsist” on staying indoors all day on a rainy day.

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