Are you ready for fall? If you don’t have your autumn decorations ready, it’s time to get them. I love this time of the year and the fun activities we can do with our family during these months.
A lot of people engage in different outdoor activities. There are picking apples, raking leaves, or just simply taking long walks in the park…it’s so peaceful.
Funny jokes about September, calendar, autumn, back to school, ending of summer, Halloween preparation and more.
These jokes are for kids, and adults too (yes even you!). Some of them are funny some jokes are sarcastic or not even that good.
Some of these jokes might make you chuckle, a few of them might make you laugh out loud. .I hope you will enjoy these jokes.
Funny September Jokes
Why did September break up with August? Because it found someone cooler – October!
What’s September’s favorite day? Fry-day!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? Because it was outstanding in its field!
How do trees feel in September? Relieved! They can finally leaf all their worries behind!
What do you call a month that can never make up its mind? Septem-brrr!
Why did the calendar go to therapy in September? It had too many issues to sort through!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite September activity? Acorn-y jokes!
Which month is the best at solving riddles? Sept-Riddle-ber!
Why did the math book become a comedian in September? Because it had all the right angles!
What did the ocean say to September? Nothing – it just waved!
How did the scarecrow celebrate September? It threw a bonfire party and invited all the crows!
Why did September bring a ladder to the art museum? To see the highbrow exhibitions!
What did the September flower say to the bee? “Bee-lieve me, I’m blooming marvelous!”
Why did September get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
How does September keep its cool? It takes a dip in the Septem-brrr sea!
September Puns
September is such a “falling” month because the leaves can’t help but “branch out”!
My September calendar is full of “autumn-atic” plans – I can’t be-leaf how busy I’ll be!
September is when the weather gets “aw-fall” – perfect for pumpkin spice and cozy sweaters!
You know it’s September when the apples start “pie-ling” up and the cider becomes “apeeling”!
I asked my friend what the best thing about September is, and they replied, “It’s a-maize-ing!”
September – the month when all the trees go “hue-larious” and show off their vibrant colors!
I tried to come up with a pun about September, but my mind went “hay-wire” – I guess it’s just too corny!
Why did the scarecrow start a new hobby in September? Because it wanted to “straw-t something fresh”!
September is like a squirrel’s dream – with all the nuts falling from trees, it’s “oak-kay” to go a little nuts!
September is the perfect time to “fall” in love with cozy blankets, hot cocoa, and some good “leafing” material!
Did you hear about the September party? It was a “smashing” success – all the pumpkins had a gourd time!
September is the month when things get “spice-tacular” – from pumpkin spice to cinnamon, it’s all about that fall flavor!
What did the autumn leaf say to the tree in September? “I’m ‘falling’ for you, branch out and let’s have a great season together!”
September is a “maize-ing” month because it’s when corn fields reach their “ear-resistible” peak!
September is the time when we say goodbye to summer and “fall” back into the routine of school or work – but let’s make it a season full of laughter.