I love snowboarding. My friends and I take turns throwing down some doozies on the mountain when the conditions are good.
If you’re not yet sold on why snowboarding is a sport, then we will need to resort to using some puns.
There’s a snowboarder in all of us. The desire to do flying frontside 360s or carve huge turn down a steep hill is not confined to boarders alone. Even surfers have a longing for a snowy ride once the waves are flat and the rain is falling. But unlike boarders, surfers generally don’t like being cold and wet so they might prefer doing these things in heated indoor arenas.
Lets start with some interesting snowboarding puns
Hilarious Snowboarding Puns
I got in trouble for stealing someone’s snowboard. Guess you could say I was board-line criminal.
Why did the snowboarder bring a bell with him? Because he wanted to catch some air.
I tried snowboarding on a mountain with no snow, but it was a slippery slope.
What’s a snowboard’s favorite kind of candy? Airheads!
I met a snowman at the top of the mountain who was really good at snowboarding. He was a real board-certified shredder.
Why couldn’t the snowboarder’s phone make calls on the mountain? Because it had no bars.
Snowboarding has its ups and downs, but it’s all downhill from here.
Why did the snowboarding chicken cross the mountain? To get to the other slide.
What did the snowboarder say when he went off a jump for the first time? “Wheeeeeeeee.”
I told my snowboarding friend to try a frontside 180, but he ended up doing a backslide instead.
If you’re not having any fun snowboarding, you’re doing it cold.
What did the snowboarder say when he finished his hot chocolate? “This tastes slope-sational!”
I would tell you a joke about snowboarding in a blizzard but it’s just white noise.
What do you call a snowboarder’s favorite food? Shredded cheese!
Why are snowboarders always cold? Because they always wipe out.
Snowboarding Jokes
Why did the snowboarder refuse to eat the freshly fallen snow? He heard it was already board.
What do you call a snowboarding politician? A slopey Joe.
What do snowboarders eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.
Why did the snowboarder need a new watch? Because he kept shredding his seconds.
They say snowboarding is all about the journey, not the destination. That’s why I always take the longest, most twisted runs possible.
What do you call a group of snowboarding cows? A mooo-ntain range.
Two snowboards were on a chairlift. One said, “I’m board.” The other said, “I’m snowed bored.”
Why do snowboarders love puns? They’re always looking for a good session.
What does a snowboarder say when they’re buying food? I’ll have a slope burger and a side of snowballs.
How do you know if a snowboarder is a vegan? They keep yelling “No skiiiiim milk!
What’s the best way to do a frontside 360? Go back in time to the ’90s and wear some neon.
They say snowboarding is just skateboarding on snow, but I think it’s more like surfing on a mountain.
What do snowboarders put on their sandwiches? Shred-ded meat.
What did the snowboarder say when he landed a trick? “That was gnarly! Now let’s hit the lodge for some cocoa.”
Why did the snowboarder get lost on the mountain? He followed the slush puppies.
Snowboarding Pickp-Up Lines
Are you a snowboarder? Because you look like the perfect catch carve-ing down the mountain.
Can I be your snowboard bindings? I’ll keep you secure and coming back for more.
Do you believe in love at first chairlift? Or should I take another ride with you?
Are you the snow to my board? Because I don’t want to ride without you.
You must be a snowboarding pro, because you tackle those curves like a boss.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something – my jaw.
You really know how to carve up a mountain. Want to carve up some turns with me?
If I were a snowflake, I’d fall for you again and again.
Do you have any tips for someone new to the snowboard scene? Like, how to steal your heart?
They say the best things in life are unseen. That’s why I don’t see myself going snowboarding without you.
I may not be an Olympic snowboarder, but I’d like to go for the gold with you.
I’m not great at snowboarding, but I’d love to learn with a partner as special as you.
How do you stay so cool and collected on the mountain? Every time I see you, my heart races.
I think you might be cold, based on all that snow on you. Want to warm up together?
If you were a snowflake, I’d catch you in the air like a sprightly snowboarder, taking every curve with ease.
Snowboarding One-Liners
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.
You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
I hate jokes about German sausages. They’re the Wurst.
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired. All I did was take a day off.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.