We all like jokes. In fact, my research has shown that most people LOVE jokes. Okay, so it has only been me doing the research, but I still think this is pretty accurate information. But jokes aside, who doesn’t love a good winter based pun?
Seriously, how can you resist something as innocent as a snowman??
He’s a happy little guy, he deserves to be in your jokes. A lot of people seem to overlook winter comics. I don’t know why because they are good for some pretty solid laughs. Use some funny snowball fights or a couple snow slides. Get your friends rolling
Hilarious Snowman Jokes
Why did the snowman bring a shovel to the comedy club? Because he always wanted to make an “icy” impression.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “abominable” snowman.
Why did the snowman go to the party alone? Because his snowball date “melted” him down.
How does a snowman get around? By “riding” an icicle.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted “flakes.”
Why did the snowman wear sunglasses? Because the snow was “blinding” him.
What do snowmen always wear to the beach? “Snow” shorts and flip-flops.
How do snowmen greet each other? They say, “Ice to meet you.
What did one snowman say to the other after a big snowstorm? “Now that’s what I call a snowjob.”
Why did the snowman go to law school? Because he wanted to be a “sleet-talking” lawyer.
What do snowmen like to play on the piano? “Chopin” on an ice-cold keyboard.
How do snowmen communicate with each other? They use “gossip” flakes.
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in his nose? Frosty the “carrotnosed” snowman.
Why did the snowman win an award? Because he was “snow” good at making people laugh.
What’s a snowman’s favorite type of cell phone? A “snow”kia.
What kind of hat does a snowman wear when he goes jogging? An “ice” cap.
How does a snowman get around town? By “sliding” into a taxi.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was “peeling” for a perfect nose.
What’s a snowman’s favorite dance move? The “Frosty” shuffle.
How do snowmen keep their cool in stressful situations? They “chill” out and let it go.
Snowman Puns
Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He wanted to “sweep” everyone off their feet.
What do you call a snowman with a great personality? “Charming” and “snowcial.”
How does a snowman get rid of a headache? He takes an “ice-kilogram.”
Did you hear about the snowman who won the Nobel Prize? He was the most “snow-torious” scientist.
What do snowmen always get wrong on tests? The “snowlation” of their answers.
How do snowmen get around during a heatwave? They “melt” on the subway.
Why did the snowman go to the art museum? He wanted to see some “snowvagant” masterpieces.
What do snowmen like to drink at parties? “Ice-cold” beverages, of course.
How did the snowman propose to his snowwoman? He gave her a “carrot” to remember.
What do snowmen use to keep their hair perfect? Hairspray” made of frozen water.
Why was the snowman a great singer? He had a “snow”tastic voice with perfect “ice”-tation.
What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast cereal? “Snowflakes” – they’re magically delicious.
Why did the snowman refuse to join the theater? He didn’t want to be a “snow” performer.
What kind of car does a snowman drive? A “Frost” convertible.
How do snowmen stay fit? They do lots of “snowga” and “slush” aerobics.
Snowman One-Liners
I used to be a snowman until I realized I wasn’t “cool” enough.
Snowmen always seem so chilled out. They must be “frozen” in relaxation.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Snowmen never start trouble. They’re all about “peace” and frostiness.
I heard snowmen are experts at throwing parties. They always know how to have a “snow” good time.
Snowmen might be cold, but they also have a “melting” personality.
You can trust a snowman to keep your secrets. They’re great at “frost” confidentiality.
Snowmen make the best comedians. They always have “snow” and many funny stories to share.
Snowmen love poetry. They’re big fans of “rhyme” and “chime”.
Snowmen are naturals at singing. They have great “chill” harmony
Snowmen are the ultimate team players. They’re always “cool” at working together.
You know you’ve made a lifelong friend when you build a snowman together. That bond is “snow” joke
Who needs a shrink when you have a snowman to talk to? They’re great listeners and don’t “melt” under pressure.
Snowmen have a strong sense of adventure. They’re always up for an “icy” excursion.
Wrapping presents? Ask a snowman for help. They’re pros at creating “snow” elegant gift packages.
Snow Jokes
Why did the scarecrow go inside during a snowstorm? He heard the snow was “flaking” around.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “ab-cold-man”.
How does a snowman get around town? By “sleigh“-ing.
What did one snowflake say to the other? “I’m falling for you, snow much.”
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
Why do snowstorms make great detectives? Because they always “follow” the cold leads.
What did the snowman say to the snow shovel? “I’ve got your back, so let’s “plow” through this together.”
How do you catch a snowflake? With a “snow” cone.
Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he wanted to “navigate” the ice-cream bar.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? “Ice cream” of course.
How do snowmen travel around the world? By “glacier”-jetting.
What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? Ice-bergers.
Why did the snowman start a band? Because he had great “cool” rock and “sno” roll moves.
How do snowmen greet each other? They say, “Ice to meet you. You’re “snow” awesome.”
Snowman Riddles
Why did the snowman refuse to wear a hat? Because it would mess up his “snow-do”.
What do snowmen wear on their heads? “Ice” caps.
Where do snowmen store their money? In a “snow” bank.
How does a snowman get ready for a party? He puts on his “snow” ties.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? “Frostbite”.
Why did the snowman bring a hairbrush to the party? He didn’t want to have a “bad-hair-flake” day.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a ninja? “Frosty Shurikens”.
How do you build a snowman with three heads? You put on the snow and roll it “thrice”.
Why did the snowman call the police? Because his “frost” nose was stolen.
What do snowmen call their offspring? “Chill-dren”.
How do snowmen settle their problems? They “snowball” it out.
What do snowmen drink in summer? “Ice-Tea”.
What kind of hat does a snowman like to wear? An “ice-crown”.
What did the momma snowman say to the baby snowman? “Go play outside and have some “flaky” fun.”
Why did the snowman put his money in the fridge? He wanted cold “hard” cash.
I hope these snowman riddle puns make you “snow” happy. Enjoy sharing them with family and friends for a great time.
Short Showman Jokes
Snowman at a party? Chills.
What did the snowman say to the carrot? “Snow joke!”
Snowmen love rock music because it’s always below freezing.
Why was the snowman always smiling? Because he had a chill attitude!
Did you hear about the snowman who went to the beach? He got a little flake-y!
What do snowmen use to keep their homes together? Ice-ing.
How do snowmen stay warm? Layers, layers, layers.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite…
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ice cold dude.
How do snowmen travel around? By icicle.
What does a snowman have in his nose? Ice- boogers.
What do you call a snowman party with no music? A quiet, chilly gathering.
Why don’t snowmen use online dating sites? There’s too much frost!
What do you call a snowman wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
What does a snowman put on his pizza? “Cheese-icle” toppings.
What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you “nose” how cold it is today?”
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A sloppy mess!
Why was the snowman so sad? He melted his friends away.
What do snowmen give each other on Valentine’s Day? “Frosty” kisses.
What do snowmen wear when it’s too hot outside? “Shorts”-icles.