100 Spring Jokes

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the trees are budding. Yep, it must be springtime! And with that brings an influx of children outside to play, adults to go on picnics and some of you might even feel compelled to venture outdoors as well.

But what’s missing from all this you might ask? One thing that’s missing, but not for long, it’s a brand new pun based on nature for you to enjoy

Feeling punny? Then you’re ready for the spring edition original jokes about seasons and climate change.

Here is a list of 100 jokes for spring. Grab your friends and family for a funny and easy night.

Hilarious Spring Jokes

Why was the bee so happy in spring? Because he finally found his honey!

What is a tree’s favorite month? Sep-timberrrr!

Why do trees hate springtime? Because the bark is worse than the bite!

How do you know it’s springtime in the city? You see tulips coming up through the concrete!

Why did the gardening tools break up? Because the rake couldn’t hoe his row!

What’s the best part about April showers? The May flowers, of course!

Why are birds so smart? They always know when to flock to warmer climates!

What do you call a fish that is wearing a bowtie? Sophisticated!

Why did the bicycle fall asleep during springtime? Because it was two-tired!

What did the tree say to the pond in spring? You’re looking a little green around the edges!

Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi to be with!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring-time!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

What do you do when you see a space person? Park your car, man.

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.

Spring Puns

I’m so egg-cited that spring is finally here, I could just crack!

The grass may be greener on the other side, but I’m here to give you a spring in your step!

Don’t be a little shell-fish, share your spring puns with everyone!

Spring is the season of blooming; it’s all about finding your petal purpose!

Can you be-leaf how amazing spring is? It’s truly a tree-mendous time!

Spring showers bring mayflowers, but they also bring puddle-jumping opportunities!

Don’t get too attached to your spring plants, they may just branch out on their own!

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s have a picnic!”

I’m tulip over heels in love with springtime!

It’s a bee-utiful day to spread some springtime cheer!

Spring is the perfect time for a fresh start; you could say it’s spring-cleaning for the soul!

I’m not just springing these puns on you, they’re blooming in my mind!

It’s no grass-tle, spring is full of new beginnings and fresh possibilities!

Spring is like a magic wand for the world, turning winter into a wonderland!

Don’t you just love how the flowers spring into action and bloom their hearts out?

As the temperatures rise, I’m spring-joying every moment of this sunny weather!

Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf and let your ideas blossom!

The spring season has a certain rhap-spring-ody that fills the air with happiness!

Don’t be a hiber-nate: Spring is the time to wake up and embrace the beauty all around!

Feelin’ bee-lated? Don’t worry, spring will put a spring in your step and get you buzzing in no time!

Spring Pick-Up Lines

Excuse me miss, are you a flower? Because you just blossomed before my eyes.

Are you a spring rain? Because you’re making me grow.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I next to each other to form a sprouting U and I!

Hey, do you believe in spring miracles? Because you just showed up and made my day blossom.

I must be dreaming, because I never thought I’d find my spring fling this easily.

Hey baby, are you pollen? Because you have me in fits of hay fever.

Spring Puns

I’m not a professional botanist, but I know when someone as lovely as you is in full bloom!

Excuse me, do you have change for a butterfly? I can’t get over how gorgeous you are.

Spring is here and I’m just hoping you’re the missing puzzle piece to complete my springtime romance.

Excuse me, are you spring? Because I just feel that I’m on the cusp of something magical with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at pickup lines, but I’d love to grow old with you!

Is your name Bloom? Because you’re the prettiest flower in this entire garden.

Hey girl, if you were a bee and I was a flower, I’d let you pollinate me any day!

Excuse me, are you the wind? Because you just took my breath away.

I’m hoping my love for you blossoms like the beautiful tulips in this garden.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again wearing flowers in my hair?

Hey, I know we just met, but you smell like springtime and I’m hooked.

Are you a rainbow in the sky? Because you just brightened up my day like no other.

If I could take all the spring flowers and replace them with the beauty of your smile, this world would be even more magical.

Is your name April? Because you’ve picked my curiosity just like the change of seasons.

Short Spring Jokes

Why did the bee enroll in school? To get a little extra pollen-y education in the spring!

What did the tree say to the spring flower? “What’s up, bud?”

How does a snail celebrate spring? By coming out of its shell.

What did the spring flower say to the bee? “Bee mine!”

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards in the spring? A receding hare-line.

Why do bees have sticky hair in the spring? Because they use honeycombs.

How do you fix a broken tomato vine in the springtime? With tomato paste!

What did the groundhog say to the spring flower? “You’re bloomin’ lovely!”

Why did the tomato turn red in the spring? It saw the salad dressing!

How does a scientist determine the arrival of spring? They use a thermometer-y!

What do you get when you throw a clock out of the window in spring? Time to spring forward!

How do flowers greet each other in spring? With a high-petal handshake.

Why was the math book sad during spring? It had too many problems to solve!

How do frogs celebrate the arrival of spring? They throw a big “hoppy” hour party!

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes in spring? A funny bunny.

Why do birds in the spring never get caught for speeding? They always tweet from a safe distance!

What’s the best day to plant flowers in the spring? Tulip soon!

How do trees get online during spring? They just log in!

Why was the computer cold in the spring? It left its Windows open.

What do you call a mischievous spring garden? A “plant-prankster!”

Spring One-Liners

Spring: mother nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!

Waking up to birds chirping is like Mother Nature’s own alarm clock.
“Bee” kind, it’s springtime!

Spring cleaning: because winter left its mess behind.

Flowers are like the punctuation marks of spring, adding color and beauty to the world.

Spring is the season to embrace change and let things blossom.

In spring, even the air smells like happiness.

Time to put those winter coats in hibernation and break out the light jackets!

Every day is a petal-filled adventure in the magical world of spring.

Spring showers bring May flowers, and sometimes a surprise puddle or two.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade… or just enjoy the refreshing taste of spring.

Spring is nature’s way of reminding us that beauty is a never-ending cycle.

Let your worries melt away like snow in the warmth of spring.

Spring is like a canvas, and every day is an opportunity to paint it with vibrant colors.

Springtime is the ultimate wingman, bringing out the best in nature’s love connections.

Spring is the time to enjoy the simple pleasures: sunshine, laughter, and endless possibilities.

As the days grow longer, so do our opportunities for adventure.

The best vitamin for spring is Vitamin SEAson.

Spring: the season to stop and smell the roses… and the tulips, and the daisies!

Spring is the perfect time to plant the seeds of dreams and watch them grow.

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