80 Squirrel Jokes

Meet the furry acrobat of the forest, the nutty ninja with a bushy tail. This squirrel’s got moves like Jagger and a stash of nuts that’d put a pantry to shame.

I have always found squirrels fascinating. Maybe it’s their cute little faces or their bushy tails and fat little squirrel cheeks, but they are just fun to watch. Here I present to you 80 of my favorites squirrel puns.

Squirrel Puns

Squirrels are known for their acorn-y antics.

Hey squirrel, can I have a nut-youral high-five?

Squirrels always have the best tail-telling stories.

Don’t be squirrelly, let’s go on a nutty adventure together.

I have a bushy crush on you, squirrel.

Life is much more “tree”-rific when you have a squirrel by your side.

Squirrels may be small, but they have a “mighty-nut” personality.

Can I borrow your nut-cracking skills? I need to crack the code to your heart.

Oh squirrel, you’re making my heart go nutty.

You must be a squirrel because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Let’s be like squirrels and gather memories together.

Squirrels are the experts at “knot”-tying friendships.

You’re like a squirrel, always hoarding my thoughts.

Squirrels have a way of bringing out the “nut-ty” side in everyone.

Can I be your nutty professor and teach you the ways of love?

Squirrels are the ultimate outdoor adventurers, just like us!

You make my heart go “squirrelly” with joy.

Squirrels know how to find the nuts, and I found you.

Squirrels have a habit of going “nuts” for love.

Can I be the nut to your squirrel? We make the perfect pair.

Best Squirrels Jokes

What do you call a group of squirrels holding hands? A chain of command.

How does a squirrel ask for a snack? “Can I go nuts for a second?”

Why did the squirrel take up gardening? Because it wanted to branch out.

What did the squirrel say to the tree? “I’m falling for you!”

What kind of car does a squirrel drive? A “Nut-mobile”.

Why don’t squirrels like talking on the phone? They prefer to have face-to-face acornversations.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal…nuts.

What do you call a squirrel who loves water sports? A jet-ski-rrel.

How did the squirrel feel about its recent discovery? It went nuts over it.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite exercise? Running in squirrel-cles.

Why was the squirrel always happy? Because it lived in a “tree”-mendous neighborhood.

What did the squirrel say when it won the lottery? “I’m going on a nutty vacation.”

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a kangaroo? A squirrel that can leap tall trees in a single bound.

Why do squirrels always carry an umbrella? Just in case of acorn-weather.

What do you call a squirrel with no nuts to eat? A nut-thing.

Why did the squirrel dive into a swimming pool? It was looking for its favorite stroke, the butterfly nut.

What kind of math do squirrels excel at? Al-ge-nuts.

How does a squirrel become a politician? It runs on a “nut-ural” campaign.

What did the squirrel say at the gym? “Time to work those pecans.”

Why don’t squirrels trust each other with secrets? They’re always squirreling away information.

Squirrel Pick-Up Lines

Squirrel Pick-Up Lines

If I were a squirrel, I’d keep my eyes on you all the time.

Hey cutie, can I have permission to share your tree?

Excuse me, but are your acorns showing? Because you have a “nut”ty body.

You must be a squirrel, because I can’t stop staring at you and going “nut-nut”.

What do you say we go on a nut hunt together? I’d love to squirrel away some time with you.

Squirrel me this – would you like to go on a date with me?

Let’s play squirrel and run around together.

I have a nutty feeling that we would make a great pair.

I’ve never seen a squirrel as beautiful as you.

I may be a squirrel, but I promise to be your loyal nutty buddy.

Can I be your nut and squirrel me away in your heart?

I’m just a squirrel looking for a nutty companion. Are you that person?

You make my heart go nuts just like how they say love makes people crazy.

Do you have a lot of acorns? Because I think I’m going to go nuts over you.

May I offer you a nut and a compliment? You’re adorable and I would love to take you on a date.

Do you have a favorite tree? I just want to know where to find you.

Hey squirrel, want to get nutty with me?

I’m not a tree, but I’d definitely squirrel up for your attention.

Can you grab on to my tail and we can swing through the branches together?

Are we like “squirrels” in their best moments? Because together, we’re unstoppable.

Squirrel One-Liners

Squirrels always keep it nutty and never go out of style.

Did you know squirrels have a “can-do-attitude”? They can nut almost anything.

Squirrel fact: Their favorite kind of party is a “nut-cracker”.

Life is never boring with a squirrel around. They bring the nutty energy.

Squirrels may be small, but their enthusiasm is larger than life.

Squirrels are the true “tree-mendous” athletes of the animal kingdom.

When squirrels dance, you can call it “tail-shaking”.

Squirrels have mastered the art of cracking nuts and hearts.

If you want someone to cheer you up, find a squirrel. They’re experts in being “cheerful”.

Squirrels know how to find hidden treasures…like acorns and laughs.

When life gets tough, channel your inner squirrel and climb those obstacles.

Squirrels take life one nut at a time and cherish each moment.

Note to self: Be busy as a squirrel but remember to take time to relax and enjoy life.

Why did the squirrel become a fashion designer? It had an eye for acorn-cessories.

If squirrels could drive, you know they’d go nuts for the fast lane.

Squirrels are nature’s comedians, always ready to crack you up with their antics.

Just like squirrels collect acorns, collect memories that make you feel “nut’s”tanding.

Happiness is like a squirrel’s home; it starts from the inside and radiates out.

Squirrels may seem small, but their power to bring joy is immeasurable.

Remember, even in the busiest times, take a moment to pause and appreciate the squirrels scurrying by.

Leave a Comment