Table tennis is a sport that requires skill, precision, and practice. Even the greatest players in the world can learn a thing or two when they consider the sport of table tennis from a different angle.
Here are 40 table tennis puns that will make your opponent do a double take.
Table Tennis Puns
Did you hear about the table tennis player who kept smashing his phone? He had a bad case of app-pong-dicitis.
Why did the table tennis player go to jail? He couldn’t stop drop-shotting.
I know a table tennis player who is always sleeping during a game. He’s the king of siestas!
What do you call a monkey who loves to play table tennis? A ping-pong-o.
Did you hear about the table tennis player who always forgets his equipment? He’s always paddling on borrowed gear.
What did the ping-pong ball say when it got hit too hard? “Ouch, that really hurt my fe-pong-g!”
Who is the best table tennis player in the world? It’s a close match between the Chinas and the Koreas, but I’m not sure who will come out on top.
What did the table tennis ball say to the racket? “You’re the one for me. I love you from my head to-ma-toe.
Did you hear about the table tennis player who couldn’t serve properly? He’s always serving up a double fault.
What do you call a table tennis player who likes to play music during a game? A DJ pong-ster.
Why did the table tennis player go to the doctor? His backhand was really giving him pain in the racket.
I heard a joke about table tennis yesterday, but it’s not great let’s DROP it.
What do you call a table tennis champion who is always in a hurry? Swift-pong.
Did you hear about the table tennis player who was hit by an open soda can while playing? He had a serious Sprite injury.
Why did the table tennis player break up with his girlfriend? She said his game was a bit lob-sided.
Table Tennis Jokes
Why did the table tennis player bring a ladder to the match? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his game.
What’s a table tennis player’s favorite type of music? Ping-pong rock.
Did you hear about the table tennis player who opened a bakery? He sells bread and paddle-cakes.
Why don’t table tennis players ever get cold? Because they always bring their own “serve” jackets.
How did the table tennis player get to work? He took the backhand bus.
What do you call a table tennis match between two magicians? A trick shot showdown.
Why did the table tennis ball bring a suitcase to the game? Because it wanted to travel in style.
How do table tennis players introduce themselves? They give a swift “ping” and a confident “pong.”
What did one table tennis player say to the other when they couldn’t find a match? “Don’t worry, we’ll just have to “racket” up our efforts.”
Why did the table tennis player bring a brush to the match? Because he heard he could get a good “spin” on the ball.
What does a table tennis player like to serve for dinner? Aces and “volleys.”
How do table tennis players stay cool during a match? They always bring a mini fan to blow the competition away.
What did the table tennis ball say to the table tennis paddle? “You’re the backspin to my forehand, we make the perfect pair.”
Why did the table tennis player wear a helmet to the match? Because he wanted to protect his “noodle.
What’s a table tennis player’s favorite type of TV show? The ones with a lot of “ping” tingling suspense.
Table Tennis Pick-Up Lines
Are you a table tennis paddle? Because you’ve got the perfect grip on my heart.
Is your backhand as strong as your smile? Because you’ve really got me smitten!
Are you a ping-pong ball? Because my heart is bouncing uncontrollably whenever I see you.
Can I be your table? Because I promise to provide a steady support for every rally of our love.
Do you believe in love at first serve? Because the moment I saw you, my heart started spinning with excitement.
Are you a professional table tennis player? Because you’ve got all the right moves to win my affection.
Do you have a doubles partner? Because I’d love to join you on the court and make our love a match made in heaven.
Are you a ping-pong table? Because I can’t resist the way you make my heart bounce with joy.
Can I be your favorite rally? Because with you, I’ll keep going back and forth, never wanting the game to end.
Can I call you “spin master”? Because you’ve got me spinning with attraction, just like a well-executed topspin shot.