Tattoos have become very popular in the last decade, with more and more of the population adding ink to their skin. It reflects one’s attitude, hobbies love, and even occupation.
They can say a lot about a person — even if he is not an artist. Here’s hoping our list of tattoo puns will help you find just the right font to decorate your skin with.
Best Tattoo Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of a T-Rex on his arm? It was a real ink-saurus.
I asked my tattoo artist for a beautiful landscape, but he gave me a drawing of a shoulder. I guess you could call it a scenic view.
Why did the man with a full sleeve tattoo get kicked out of the art museum? He was just too armful.
My tattoo says “I’m lost without you” in Chinese, but I’m pretty sure it actually means “pork fried rice.
What do you call a dinosaur with tattoos? Prickly-saurus.
I told my tattoo artist to give me something to represent my rebellious nature. She gave me an uppercase “G.”
I don’t always get tattoos, but when I do, I make sure they’re grammatically correct.
To all the tattoo artists out there – you really go out of your ink-credible way for your clients.
Why did the man with a back tattoo of a clock get kicked out of the library? Because he was ticking too loudly.
My tattoo artist asked me if I wanted it done quickly or right. I said both, but he only heard quickly.
Why did the chicken get a tattoo? To show off his “bawk” ink.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of a heart and a brain. She gave me a Valentine’s Day card.
Why did the woman with a tattoo of a seashell go to the doctor? She wanted to get it conch-sidered.
I wanted a tattoo of a book and a pen to show my love for writing, but my tattoo artist said the pen wouldn’t show up on my skin. I guess he didn’t have bawl-point ink.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a ghost ask for a refund? It was too boo-dull.
My friend got a tattoo of a skeleton riding a bicycle. It was a real mix of scary and cycle-logical.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a bird get kicked out of the pet store? He kept pecking at the parakeets.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of a lion. She gave me a tattoo of a baby Simba from The Lion King.
Why did the woman with a tattoo of a tree go on a date with a lumberjack? She wanted to see if they made a good match.
My tattoo artist asked me if I wanted a tattoo of my favorite book. I said no, but a tattoo of the author would be novel.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a star get kicked out of the planetarium? He was too star-struck.
What did the tattoo artist say to the bad tattoo? “I’m sorry, I can’t ink good conscience let you walk around like this.”
Why did the man with a tattoo of a dolphin get kicked out of the aquarium? He was swimming in the shark tank.
My tattoo artist said I couldn’t get a tattoo of a moon because it was too celestial. I guess I’ll have to lunar-n to those rules.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a unicorn get kicked out of the petting zoo? He was too horny.
My friend got a tattoo of an apple with a worm in it to show his love for technology. He was quite the apple geek.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a dragon get kicked out of the zoo? He was breathing fire in the reptile house.
I wanted a tattoo of a butterfly on my shoulder, but the tattoo artist said it wouldn’t fly.
Why did the man with a tattoo of a snake go on a date with a mongoose? He wanted to see if love could conquer all.
My tattoo artist said she was about to get a tattoo of a rolled-up yoga mat. I guess she’s pretty flexible when it comes to her art.
Tattoo Puns
Having a bad day? Just ink about how much better it could be with a tattoo.
My tattoo artist opened a bakery because he wanted to make some dough on the side.
I couldn’t resist getting a tattoo of a conductor – he’s my favorite maestro.
A friend asked me what I thought of their new tattoo. I said, “It’s quite inkredible!”
I told my tattoo artist I wanted a tattoo of a volcano. She said, “Lava it to me!”
Getting a tattoo of a bee was the bzzt decision I’ve ever made.
When it comes to tattoos, every line is worth a pun-dred words.
I asked my tattoo artist if she believed in destiny. She said, “I’m more of an inkliinationist.”
Did you hear about the tattoo artist who opened a gym? He wanted to help people flex their ink-credible muscles.
The tattoo artist decided to open a hot sauce shop because he wanted to bring the heat to his art.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of my favorite tree. She said, “Leave it to me.”
Getting a tattoo of a violin was a stri-ng choice, but I couldn’t resist.
My tattoo artist got really into baking and now she’s known for her ink-redible pies.
I showed my tattoo artist a picture of my pet rabbit. She said, “I can make it hop-pen.”
The tattoo artist decided to open a fashion boutique because she wanted to be on the cutting edge of style.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of a cat. She said, “Paw-sitively, I can do that.”
My tattoo artist started a recycling program because she believes in the ink-redible power of sustainability.
When it comes to tattoos, every design is just a stroke of pun-ius.
I went to get a tattoo of a compass, but my tattoo artist said it was going in the wrong direction.
My tattoo artist decided to open a comedy club. She wanted to bring laughter to her ink-redible work.
I showed my tattoo artist a picture of my favorite dessert. She said, “I can make it a sweet piece of art.”
The tattoo artist decided to open a bookstore because she wanted to share her love for both words and ink.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of a camera. She said, “Say cheese!
My tattoo artist started a daycare center because she wanted to help parents raise ink-redible children.
When it comes to tattoos, each one is a permanent mark of pun-damental importance.
I showed my tattoo artist a picture of my favorite athlete. She said, “Let’s make it a sport-stopping tattoo.”
The tattoo artist opened a pet grooming salon because she wanted to help animals look their ink-redible best.
I asked my tattoo artist for a tattoo of a sunflower. She said, “I’ll make it bloom on your skin!”
My tattoo artist started a DJ business because she wanted to bring ink-redible beats to the party.
When it comes to tattoos, every design is an ink-redible masterpiece waiting to be discovered.
Tattoo Pick-Up Lines
Your tattoos are like stars in the sky – they light up my world.
If your tattoos were currency, you’d be the ink-rich.
I don’t usually like needles, but I’ll make an exception for your tattoos.
Can I take you out for coffee and a closer look at your tattoos?
Your tattoos are like works of art – and I’d love to be your canvas.
I don’t usually fall for tattoos, but I’m starting to feel like I’ve ink-ed a sure thing with you.
Your tattoos are like pages in a book – and I can’t wait to read between the lines.
I’m not usually very religious, but I could worship your tattoos all day.
If you could be any tattoo, you’d be a masterpiece.
You must have some sort of tattoo magic, because I’m under your spell.
Your tattoos are like stories etched onto your skin – and I want to hear every single one of them.
If your tattoos were a song, they’d be the soundtrack to my life.
I’d love to get lost in your tattoos, the way I get lost in a good book.
Your tattoos are like road maps to hidden treasures – and I want to explore every inch of you.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in love at first tattoo.
Your tattoos are like a work of art – and I’m starting to feel like I’m in a museum whenever I’m around you.
I’m usually not brave enough for tattoos, but I’d be willing to take the risk if it means having a chance with you.
Your tattoos are like a beautiful sunset – and I want to watch them work their magic on me.
I don’t usually pay attention to tattoos, but yours are giving me a whole new appreciation for body art.
Your tattoos are like secret messages only the lucky ones get to read – and I want to be one of those lucky ones.
Tattoo One-Liners
Tattoos are like stories written on the skin.
My body is a canvas, and my tattoos tell my tale.
In a world full of blank slates, I choose to be a work of art.
Life is too short for boring tattoos.
Tattoos speak louder than words.
I don’t need a map, my tattoos guide me.
Tattoos are my beautiful rebellion.
Every tattoo tells a story, what’s yours?
Tattoos are a colorful expression of my soul.
Ink is the poetry of the skin.
My body is a museum of meaningful ink.
Tattoos are the soundtrack of my life.
I wear my heart on my sleeve, and my tattoos on my skin.
Tattoos are my visual diary.
Life is too unpredictable for me to stay tattoo-free.
Tattoos are my personal art gallery.
Ink is the ultimate form of self-expression.
A tattoo a day keeps the boredom away.
Tattoos are my permanent stamp of individuality.
I’m addicted to the feeling of ink on my skin.