Did you know that if you train hard, you could become one of the few who complete the Triathlon? You’ll swim, bicycle and run through muddy fields.
If your team is doing triathlon, these jokes are a good way to break the ice and build a bond before the event – or if you are just training for the Ironman competition and need a good laugh.
Here are some of the funniest triathlon jokes. Great for all triathletes.
Triathlon Jokes
How do triathletes stay in shape? They “tri” really hard.
Why did the triathlete bring a towel to the race? Because they didn’t want to get “trisweaty”.
Did you hear about the triathlete who loved swimming the most? They said it was their “triathlon-paddle”.
What did the triathlete say to the running shoe? “You’re the sole of my triathlon journey.”
Why did the triathlete start a garden? They wanted to grow “tri-flower” power.
How do triathletes measure success? They “tri”umph over every finish line.
What did the triathlete say when asked about their favorite race? “I’m not being biased, but the triathlon is my “tri”fecta.”
How did the triathlete’s bike greet them after a long race? “It said “tire”-d, but proud.”
Why did the triathlete become a stand-up comedian? They loved making people “tri”ple over with laughter.
What’s a triathlete’s favorite type of music? Tri”-pop.
Why did the triathlete always carry a stopwatch? They never wanted to “tri”-forget the time.
How do triathletes motivate themselves during the race? They tell themselves, “Just “tri” your best and you’ll make it to the finish line.”
Why are triathlons great for multitaskers? Because they combine swimming, biking, and running – three activities at once.
What did the triathlete say to their swimming goggles? “You make all my “tri” vision come true.”
How did the triathlete’s friends react when they announced they were doing another race? They said, “You must be “tri”-ing to collect all the medals.”
Triathlon Puns
Did you hear about the athlete who couldn’t decide whether to do a triathlon or a marathon? They said it was a “tri”-lemma.
What do you call a competitive triathlete who is always first to the finish line? A “tri”-umph.
Why did the triathlete start a bakery? Because they wanted to make “tri”-treats for everyone.
How do triathletes keep themselves hydrated during the race? They have a “tri”-thirst for victory.
What did the triathlete say when they finally completed an ironman triathlon? “It was a “tri”-umph of mental strength and physical endurance”.
Why did the triathlete join the circus? They wanted to show off their “tri”-cks.
What do you call a triathlete who loves to recycle? Eco-“tri”-athlon.
How did the triathlete become the team captain? They showed great “tri”-leadership.
What’s a triathlete’s favorite type of bread? “Tri”-bagel.
Why do triathletes make great detectives? They can “tri”-solve any case.
What did the triathlete say to their injured leg? “Hang in there, we’ll get back to “tri”-umph again.”
Why do triathletes always carry a pencil to their races? Because they like to be “tri”-prepared.
How do triathletes stay motivated during their training sessions? They keep reminding themselves to “tri” and try harder.
Why do triathletes make great musicians? They have a natural talent for “tri”-tunes.
What did the triathlete say when they won the race without training? “It was a “tri”-umph of adrenaline and luck”.