This summer, in honor of the sweet, juicy and refreshing watermelon, I’ve compiled a list of 70 watermelon puns. They are fresh, fruity and a bit rindy.
The seeds are packed with lively meanings for your upcoming summer season. Have some fun with these puns this season, not to mention they’re definitely something at which to slice.
Hilarious Watermelon Puns
You’re the apple of my eye, but I’m sorry to say that watermelon pun-ches above its weight.
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a computer? A melon-colly screen.
If you’re feeling thirsty, just water-melon.
I’m not trying to brag, but I can eat a whole watermelon in one slice.
When the watermelon fell in love with the honeydew, it was a melon-choly affair.
What do you call a parade of watermelons? A melon-tourage!
Why did the watermelon go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a melon.
What’s a watermelon’s favorite sport? Seed-saw.
How do you make a watermelon laugh? You crack it up.
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a kiwi? A wacky-kiwi melon.
Did you hear about the watermelon who joined a band? He wanted to be a melon-ealist.
What do you call a watermelon with a bad attitude? A sour-puss.
Why don’t watermelons ever get married? Because they can’t elope.
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a poodle? A doodle-melon.
A watermelon and a cantaloupe had a race. The watermelon won by a melon-mile.
How do you make a fruit salad giggle? You tickle its watermelon.
What did the grape say when he got stepped on? “Water-melon.”
Why did the watermelon run away and elope with the cantaloupe? Because they thought their love was fruit-titious!
What did the comedian say to the watermelon? You’re one in a…no wait, I already used that one. That’s enough puns for now.
Watermelon Pick-Up Lines
Are you a watermelon? Because whenever I see you, my heart goes thump-thump, like a juicy beat.
If you were a watermelon, you’d be one in a melon.
Are you a watermelon slice? Because you make my day sweeter.
Excuse me, but are you made of watermelon juice? Because you’re irresistible and refreshing.
Can I borrow your arm? I need to water-melon you.
Do you believe in love at first slice? Because when I saw you, my heart skipped a beat.
If I were a watermelon seed, I’d choose to be planted right beside you.
Are you a watermelon farmer? Because you sure know how to grow something beautiful.
Do you like watermelons? How about we carve a special place for ourselves in each other’s hearts?
I must be a watermelon, because I can’t elope without you.
You must be the queen of all watermelons because you’ve officially stolen my heart.
Is your dad a farmer? Because you seem to have grown up juuuust right.
Do you have a name, or can I call you my juicy, watermelon crush?
If you were a watermelon, I’d gladly take a bite out of that sweet personality of yours.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you, you spicy watermelon?
Do you have any seeds? Because I want to plant them in your heart and grow a love that lasts forever.
Is your smile as refreshing as a watermelon on a hot summer day? Because I can’t help but be drawn to it.
Can I take you on a trip to the watermelon patch and we can find more than just fruit?
Do you have a rind? Because I’m willing to peel back the layers and discover the sweetest side of you.
Are you a watermelon? Because I feel like I hit the sweetest jackpot when I found you.
Watermelon One-Liners
Watermelons may not be good at tennis, but they sure know how to serve a sweet treat.
I tried to make a watermelon laugh, but all it did was produce a juicy smile.
Watermelons have a melon-choly side, but they always manage to keep things fresh.
If life gives you lemons, trade them for a juicy watermelon.
I asked the watermelon for its opinion, but it remained seedlessly silent.
I’m not trying to brag, but I’ve mastered the art of melon-dramatics.
Eating watermelon is a slice of pure bliss; everything else is just rind.
Never trust a watermelon with a secret, they’re known for being juicy chatterboxes.
Watermelons may be round, but they know how to stay grounded.
The key to a successful picnic? Surround yourself with good friends and an abundance of watermelon.
The watermelon was denied entry to the music club because it couldn’t find a melon-drum.
Watermelons deserve a standing ovation for being the coolest fruit at any party.
I asked the watermelon for dating advice, but it said to just “go with the juice.”
The watermelon tried to play hide-and-seek, but its vibrant colors gave it away.
When life becomes a little melon-choly, just take a big bite out of a watermelon.
I dream of a world where watermelons roam free and everyone is happy as a juicy melon.
Why did the watermelon go to school? To become a melon-head of its class!
Some people say watermelons are too seedy, but I say they’re just full of potential.
Time spent eating watermelon is never wasted; it’s always melon-tastic.
Remember, when life gives you melons… you might be dyslexic!
Short Watermelon Jokes
Why did the watermelon bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to go on a melon-dramatic vacation.
How did the watermelon win the talent show? It used its melon-colic rhythm to dance its way to victory.
What did the watermelon say to its suitor? “You’ve really found the melon of your dreams.”
Why did the watermelon go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some melon-choly masterpieces.
What do you call a watermelon that can play the guitar? A melon-talented musician.
How did the watermelon propose to its sweetheart? With a juicy melon-diamond ring, of course.
Why did the watermelon bring a towel to the library? It wanted to make sure its juice didn’t spill on any books.
What do you get if you cross a watermelon with a comedian? A hilarious melon-tainer.
How does a watermelon get its hair done? It visits the melon-salon for a fresh-squeezed look.
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? “I find you a-melon-ting.”