The Legend of Zelda, a cherished series of video games that has enchanted gamers for decades, not only captivates with its epic quests and puzzles but also offers a treasure trove of Zelda jokes that add humor to the heroic adventures of Link and Princess Zelda.
As a fan of The Legend of Zelda, I’ve marveled at how humor is seamlessly woven into the epic quests and mystical world of Hyrule.
Here, I’d like to share some of my favorite Zelda jokes and explore the enduring charm of this legendary franchise.
Zelda Puns
Why did Link bring a ladder to the dungeon? He wanted to reach new heights.
What’s Princess Zelda’s favorite type of music? Hyrule & B.
How does Ganondorf shop for groceries? He goes for the Dark Link deals.
Why did Link open a bakery? He kneaded the rupees.
How does Zelda communicate with her friends underwater? She uses the Zora’s-phone.
What did the moblin say to the Lizalfos at the party? “Let’s have a Moblin’ good time.”
How did Link become an excellent chef? He followed the master swordsmen’s recipe.
What’s the Goron’s favorite type of math? Rock-a-nomics.
Why did the Gerudo join a dance crew? She wanted to win the “Twerk-o-trok Tournament”.
What do you call a Zora who can’t swim? A fish out of water.
Why did Link become a bodybuilder? He wanted to be the Hero of Weightlifting.
How does Daruk style his hair? With Goron-jel.
What’s Navi’s favorite type of music? Hip-Hyrule.
What did Mipha say to Link while dancing? “Can I have this Splash Dance?”
Why did the Goron only date volcanic rocks? He wanted a lava-ly relationship.
What does Ganondorf do when he gets a job promotion? He Triforces himself to work harder.
Why did Link bring a boomerang to the party? He wanted to make a good impression with his cool return.
How did the cucco get to the other side of the road? It winged it across.
What type of shoes does Link wear while swimming? Sandals of the Zora.
What did the Octorok say to the Zora at the symphony? “Tentacles down, you’re octotally amazing.”
How did Urbosa charge her smartphone? With her Amiibo lightning cable.
What’s Link’s favorite beverage? Rupee beer – it always restores his hearts.
Why did the Deku scrub always win at hide and seek? He had a-leafy hiding spot.
What kind of workout does Link do? Squatseng, lungeseng, and burpeeseng.
What did Zelda say to Ganondorf after dinner? “That was a Hyli-awesome meal.”
Best Zelda Jokes
Did you hear about the musician who played the ocarina? He was really in-tune with Zelda.
When Ganondorf went on a diet, he had to give up his favorite snack: Hyrule bars.
Why did the cucco go to the comedy club? To work on its “peck”-ture.
The Goron chef was known for his legendary stew – it was always rockin’.
What’s Link’s favorite hobby? Going on “ad-venture”s.
What did the Great Deku Tree say when it was feeling under the weather? “I’m feeling a little sap-ple.”
When Zelda couldn’t find her keys, she thought she had been “Twi-lighted”.
Did you hear about the aspiring sorcerer who loved playing Zelda games? He always said, “I’m trying to master the sorcer-y.”
When Navi goes shopping, her favorite section is the “Fairest Quest” – it’s full of fairy even-toners.
What did the ghost say when it won a race against Link? “I was just a-Boo-sing my skills.”
Why couldn’t the Zora be a stand-up comedian? He always got too “watered” down.
When Link became a hairstylist, he started giving his clients “outrageous” makeovers.
What did the Triforce say to the cowardly enemy? “You don’t have the hearts for this battle.”
The Gerudo tailor was known for her amazing outfits – she had a real flair for “desert fashion.
When the Octorok won the swimming competition, it shouted, “I’m tentacle-ted.”
Did you hear about the Hylian artist who created a masterpiece with only arrows? It was a real bulls-eye.
When the Zora chef made spicy food, he always said, “Let’s turn up the heat to Zora-bly hot.
Why did the Stalfos start a rock band? Because it wanted to be a “skull and crossbones” rocker.
The Kokiri children loved attending the annual tree party – it was always a “rootin’ tootin'” good time.
When the Sheikah warrior went to the gym, she said, “I’m here to Nin-ja my fitness goals.
What did the Deku scrub say when it saw Link’s sword? “I’m feeling a little “leaf-outclassed”.”
Why did the Cucco bring a ladder? It wanted to reach “new heights” of adventure.
When Ganondorf learned to cook, he became a master of “dark magic” in the kitchen.
The Hyrulean gardeners always said, “We’re just here to make things GROW-rgeous.”
When Link fell into a river, he yelled, “Help, I need a ‘Hero’float’.”