60 Broccoli Jokes

Broccoli Jokes

Did you know that broccoli is an edible green plant in the cabbage family? The word broccoli comes from the Italian plural form of broccolo, which means “the sprout,” and the first known use of the word in English was in a dictionary published in England in 1764. Broccoli, a member of the cruciferous vegetable … Read more

55 Bell Pepper Puns

Bell Pepper Puns

Bell peppers are colorful, crunchy, and utterly captivating vegetables and have been a staple in kitchens worldwide for centuries. With their vibrant hues and distinctive flavors, bell peppers not only elevate the taste of our dishes but also add a pop of visual appeal to our culinary creations. While bell peppers are full of nutrients … Read more

25 Okra Puns

Okra Puns

Okra is a peculiar vegetable. Okra is also a mysterious fruit of sorts. Why? Because okra has to be canned or preserved to keep the one thing okra is known best for –- its sliminess –- from running amok and causing havoc. In order to preserve OKRA, folks have to get creative by creating some … Read more

30 Leek Jokes

Leek Puns

Leeks are a type of vegetable that belong to the Allium family, which also includes onions, garlic, and shallots. They have a mild, sweet, and slightly onion-like flavor. Leeks are characterized by their long, slender stalks with white bottoms and dark green leaves at the top. But did you know that leeks can also be … Read more

30 Zucchini Puns

Zucchini Puns

Zucchinis are a staple in my kitchen, and their mild flavor and adaptable nature make them a versatile ingredient. Zucchini puns have a special place in my heart, as they perfectly encapsulate the playful and creative side of wordplay. Often regarded as a humble and versatile vegetable, inspire a wealth of puns that showcase the … Read more

40 Radish Puns

Radish Puns

RADISH PUNS! Yes that’s right. There are over 40 of them and I challenge you to read through each one without breaking a smile or spending the next few days thinking of puns for your friends and family. Best Radish Puns Why did the radish get promoted? It had great gra(dish)! What do you call … Read more

35 Asparagus Puns

Asparagus Puns

Introducing 35+ funny asparagus puns and jokes for you to enjoy. They say that asparagus makes your pee smell funny, but I’m sure this article will make you laugh as hard as a boiled vegetable. Enjoy Asparagus Puns “Don’t be a stalk-er, but these asparagus puns are tops!” What did the asparagus say to the … Read more

45 Kale Puns

Kale Puns

Kale Puns are great but they are also really hard to come up with. That’s why I’ve spent so much time on this list of 45 Kale Puns. Because who doesn’t love a pun? Best Kale Puns The kale asked the spinach to be its bodyguard. It said, “I need you to be my kale-iber.” … Read more

60 Onion Puns

Onion Puns

It hurts me someway somehow to see you cry onions. Maybe this is because I have been the victim of an onion attack before. But, I’m here to help. I’ve collected 60 ‘oniony’ puns to help you de-tear you onion tears. Hilarious Onion Puns Why was the onion laughing? Because it found the garlic’s jokes … Read more