Fencing, or sword fighting, is often mistaken for a form of martial art. In reality, though, fencing is not a martial art in itself; as a sport or recreational activity, fencing requires two participants to engage in friendly combat with each other using arms. Hence the name ‘fencing’ instead of ‘warring’.
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Fencing Jokes
Why did the fencer bring a ladder to the competition?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his fencing career.
How do fencers stay organized?
They always keep their en-garde-nizers handy.
Why did the fencer refuse to share his lunch?
Because he didn’t want to break his foil.
What do you call a fencer who loves dessert?
A sabre-toothed sugar fiend.
How do fencers make their coffee?
They use a fence press.
Why did the fencer always win at poker?
Because he was a master at carde.
What do you call a group of fencing superheroes?
The Avenguard.
How did the fencer know he was in trouble?
He saw the pointy end of his opponent’s sword.
What type of music do fencers listen to while training?
Rapier music.
What do you call a chef who’s also a fencer?
A gastronome-assassin.
Why did the fencer fail his knitting class?
He always tangled in the yarn, not the en gar’n.
How do fencers communicate with each other during a match?
They use their epee-demic telepathy.
What do you call a fencer who travels a lot?
A globe-trotting sabre-r.
Why did the fencer refuse to go ice skating?
He was afraid of crossing swords.
How do fencers go on vacation?
They foil their plans and escape with a quick Epee Sandwich.
Fencing Puns
Fencing is the perfect sport for pointy people.
I don’t usually fence, but when I do, I always make sure to mask my feelings.
A good fencer always gets to the point.
Fencing can be very expensive, but it’s all worth it when you foil your opponent.
A fencer’s favorite fruit is a parry.
Athletes who fence are always en-garde for anything.
The fencer was always late to events because he was a little fence-ive.
The sword was so expensive that he accidentally left it in the wron-garde.
When fencing, the key is to never get too sabre rattled.
The fencers loved the new restaurant because of the great épée-tizers.
Fencers always make sure to épée their distance from each other.
The fencer loved to play guitar, but he didn’t have any plectrums, so he used his foil.
Fencing is a very noble sport, in fact, it’s quite saber-toothed.
The fencer was happy he made the final en-garde of the competition.
When the fencer missed the target, he shouted, “Épée, my bad!”