First and foremost, knock-knock jokes are like a secret handshake of humor. They have always held a special place in my heart. There’s just something inherently delightful about the simplicity and surprise they bring to any conversation.
The structure of these jokes is another intriguing aspect. The anticipation builds as you await the punchline behind the mysterious door.
The setup, with its repetition and rhythm, creates a unique comedic tension. It’s almost like a mini comedy performance, complete with a built-in audience participation element.
Here are 35 funny knock knock puns
Best Knock Knock Puns
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here.
Cow says who? No, silly, a cow says “moo.
Atch who? Bless you.
Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just a pun.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; you load up the car.
Olive who? Olive you and miss you.
Hatch who? Bless you, again.
Hawaii who? I’m good, Hawaii you?
Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s broken.
Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie.
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another pun?
Orange you glad you answered the door?
Cows go who? No, silly, cows go “moo”.
Boo who? Aww, don’t cry; it’s just a pun.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the picnic; you bring the food.
Olive who? Olive you forever and always.
Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Tank who? You’re welcome; just doing my pun duty.
Lime who? Lime the best lime of your life.
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s cold out here.
Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly, a cow says “moo.
Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just a pun.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s cold out here, and we can’t resist the puns.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly, a cow says “moo.
Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just a pun.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the picnic; you bring the food, and we’ll bring the laughter.
Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you forever and always. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer credit cards.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Atch who? Well, you can’t be too careful with these puns around.
Who’s there? Fig. Fig who? Fig the doorbell; this place is full of puns.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we didn’t say “banana”?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I hear a bad pun.