Apple picking, for me, is a cherished tradition, a nostalgic journey into the heart of autumn.
The act of harvesting these fruits feels like a connection to simpler times, a momentary escape from the hustle of the modern world.
These puns add a delightful twist to the wholesome tradition of harvesting these juicy fruits. As I stroll through the orchard, I can’t help but chuckle at the play on words that infuse the experience with humor. Here are 50 funny apple picking puns
Best Apple Picking Puns
I’m “a-peeling” to your sense of humor with these puns.
Let’s get “core”-ny with some apple humor.
Apple picking is the “orchard”-inary way to have fun.
This apple pun is the “pomme” of all jokes.
These puns are so “fruit”-ifully funny.
Don’t “granny”-tease me with more puns.
You can “count” on apple puns to make you smile.
When life gives you apples, make apple puns.
These puns are the “apple” of my eye.
Apple picking is all about “juicy” wordplay.
I’m “bushel-ing” these puns for your amusement.
Apple puns are a “delicious” way to brighten your day.
Let’s “pick” up the pace with more apple humor.
These puns are “golden” in their humor.
When it comes to apple puns, I’m the “top-pick”.
These puns are so “crisp” and refreshing.
I’m “orchard”-dinary pun master, aren’t I?
Don’t be “russet” aside; enjoy these apple puns.
It’s time to “fuji” up your day with apple humor.
These puns are “gala”-rously funny.
Funny Apple Picking Jokes
Why did the scarecrow go apple picking? Because it wanted to be outstanding in its field.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
What did one apple say to the other? “You’re the apple of my eye.”
Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple.
Why did the apple apply for a job? It wanted to make some cider money.
What do you call an apple that’s on the honor roll? A “smart” apple.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
What’s an apple’s favorite kind of math? Apple-gebra.
What did the apple say to the pie crust? “You’re just here to flake me up.”
How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill.
What do you get if you drop an apple into the Red Sea? Apple sauce.
Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
What do you call an apple that’s a race car driver? Fast and “fuji”-ous.
Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “crisp” in class.
How do you make an apple laugh? Tell it a “corny” joke.
What’s an apple’s favorite horror movie? “The Empire Strikes Back”.
Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did one apple say to the other apple? “You’re the apple of my eye.”
Why did the apple break up with the banana? It couldn’t find the core of the relationship.
Short Apple Picking Puns
Apple picking: “a-peel”-ing fun.
Apples: The “core” of the orchard.
Orchard visits: Berry “apple”-ing adventures.
Picking apples: “Fuji”-licious pastime.
Apple trees: Nature’s candy store.
Don’t “russet” the apple jokes.
Orchard days: “Crunch”-tastic time.
Apples: Perfectly “sweet” targets.
Apple humor: Always “juicy”.
Apple picking: The “pomme” event.