If you’re ever saddled with a flat tire, or want to pedal for your health, you’ll be happy to know there are tons of cycling puns out there to help pass the time during your exercise routine.
With this list of 80 cycling puns, it’s all cycling all the time, all pun all the time. Hopefully you’ll get a good groove going.
Hilarious Cycling Puns
Pedaling through life is wheely the best way to go.
Cycling is my wheel passion.
I asked my bicycle if it wanted to go for a spin. It said, “I’m tired.”
Life is like riding a bicycle – to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Did you hear about the bicycle who fell over? It was two-tired.
Why do bicycles always seem so calm? Because they have “cycle” therapy.
It takes two to tandem.
The cyclist was really good at fixing punctures; he had a knack for tire-ing situations.
Santa loves cycling because he likes to sleigh the bike lanes.
I tried to ride my bike up a hill, but I couldn’t mountain it.
Why did the cyclist bring a ladder on their ride? Because they wanted to reach new heights.
I fell in love with cycling and now I’m just two tired.
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired.
The bicycle loved playing video games. It was really into Tour de Forza.
I couldn’t decide whether to ride my bicycle or walk. So, I decided to mullet over.
I got a flat tire on my bicycle, but I refused to let it let me down.
Cycling makes me feel like a wheel-y good person.
I told my bicycle that I loved it, and it replied, “I wheel-y like you too.”
What did the bicycle say to the cyclist? “Stop using me as an excuse to exercise.”
I joined a cycling club, but I was too tired to keep up. They said I wasn’t geared up for it.
Cycling Jokes
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing.
How do you fix a broken bike bell? You “ring” it to the bike shop.
What do you call a professional cyclist who just won a race? A “wheel” champion.
Why did the cyclist bring a ladder on their ride? Because they wanted to “climb” new heights.
What did the bicycle say to the tree? “I’m tired of spinning my wheels around you.”
Why did the cyclist put on a necktie? To “tie” up loose ends.
How do cyclists stay cool during hot summers? They “cycle” through a sprinkler.
What do you call a group of cycling musicians? A “spoketacular” band.
Why did the bicycle stand up in the middle of a conversation? It wanted to make a “spoke” point.
What did the traffic light say to the cyclist? “Don’t stop, just “go” with the flow.”
Why was the bicycle always invited to parties? Because it was “wheel-y” good at bringing the fun.
How does a bicycle call its friends? On its “cellophone.”
What did the bicycle say when it won the race? “I wheely deserve this victory.”
How do bicycles get their morning caffeine fix? They pedal to the “spokespresso” shop.
Why did the bicycle bring a map to the park? It wanted to “track” its mileage.
What do you call a bicycle built for two astronauts? “Tandem” space travel.
Why did the bicycle fall over at the rock concert? It couldn’t handle the “bike”-ing bass.
What do you call a bicycle that can play hide-and-seek? An undercover “spoke” agent.
What is a cyclist’s favorite type of cookie? Oatmeal Raisin “Cycle” Bars.
Why did the bicycle go to school? It wanted to “pedal” its way to higher education.
Cycling Pick-Up Lines
Are you a cyclist? Because you just made my heart start spinning.
Can I borrow your bike? Because I’m falling for you and I need something to catch me.
If you were a bicycle chain, I’d be the lubricant to keep us perfectly in sync.
Do you believe in love at first ride, or should I pass by again?
Are you a cycling map? Because I’m lost in your beauty.
Do you need a mechanic? Because I can’t help but feel a strong connection between us.
Is your name Strava? Because you’ve been ‘segment’-ing my thoughts all day.
I must be a velodrome, because I’m getting butterflies every time I see you.
Are you a rearview mirror? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
Do you believe in uphill battles? Because I’m willing to go the distance for you.
Can I be your saddle? Because I want to support you on every ride.
Do you mind if I draft off your beauty? You’re like a gust of fresh air to me.
If looks could kill, you’d be a professional mountain biker.
Are you a bicycle wheel? Because you give my life a whole new spin.
Is your name Garmin? Because my heart rate increases whenever I’m around you.
Are you a cycling jersey? Because you’ve got ‘Wow’ written all over you.
Is your bike frame made of magnet? Because every time I see you, I’m irresistibly drawn to you.
Are you a cycling race? Because I want to be the one to cross your finish line.
Can I borrow your pump? Because you just took my breath away.
Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we were meant to ride together, forever.
Short Cycling Jokes
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
I went for a bike ride yesterday. It was wheely fun.
How do cyclists keep warm in winter? They pedal faster.
Why did the bicycle join the circus? It wanted to perform cycle tricks.
What did the bicycle say to the cyclist? Stop pedaling and let’s go for a spin.
Why did the bicycle blush? It saw the road and got tyred.
What do you call a cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet? An “accident” waiting to happen.
How do you measure a cyclist’s intelligence? With a “Spokedometer.”
Why did the bicycle fall asleep? It was “tyred” from a long ride.
What do you call a cyclist who only rides during the day? A “sun”-ny cyclist.
What do you call a cyclist who never falls? A “balance” master.
How do bikes handle a breakup? They “pedal” through it.
Why did the bicycle go to the bakery? It kneaded to get some fresh rolls.
What do you call a bicycle that’s always playing tricks? A “cycle-path.”
Why did the bicycle fall in love with the car? It got “tired” of being single.
What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A “punny” cycle.
Why do bicycles never make good comedians? They always puncture the punchline.
How do you make a bicycle smile? Tickling its spokes.
What do you call a cyclist who complains a lot? A “wheely” big whiner.
Why did the bicycle refuse to apologize? It didn’t want to admit it was in the “wrong gear.”