Thursdays are the perfect day to lighten up your mood, and what better way to do that than with a few good laughs? From puns to one-liners, our collection of jokes is guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Whether you’re looking to share a laugh with your friends or just need a quick pick-me-up, 100 Thursday Jokes has got you covered. Lets start with a rib-tickling humor that will leave you in stitches.
Thursday Puns
I can’t do Thursday without you!
Thursday called for rain, but I couldn’t find its number.
On Thursdays, I egg-exercise my right to have a punny breakfast.
We should be called “Thurslay” because we slay the day.
What do you call an overworked Thursday? Fried-Day.
A thirsty Thursday is best quenched with some pun-derful company.
Thursday really brings out my pun-ny side. You could say it’s a “thursday-ble” habit.
I’m just a “thurs-fanatic” in a world of regular Thursday lovers.
Thursday is the unofficial day of smiles because it’s almost Fri-yay.
Hey Thursday, thanks for being the thoroughest day of the week.
If Thursday was a superhero, it would be the mightiest of them all. It’s my “THOR-sday”.
I don’t always celebrate Thursdays, but when I do, it’s with puns and laughter.
Thursday’s forecast: 100% chance of puns and a 99% chance of fun!
Thursdays are like a gateway drug to the weekend. We’re just one step away.
Thursday likes to think it’s the Ziploc bag of the week, keeping everything fresh before the weekend.
On Thursdays, I practice the ancient art of “punny-xation” to keep my spirits high.
I have a thirst for knowledge and a thurs-piration to succeed.
Thursday is a great day for puns. You could say it’s a thunderrated opportunity.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the pun-derful dance performed by Thursday and Friday. It’s a two-step program.
Thursday is the day to “carpe diem” and make every moment pun-tastic.
Thursday is proof that even the fourth day of the week can be twice as fun with puns.
What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of music? Funky tunesday.
I wanted to make a pun about Thursday’s personality, but it’s a little “un-thurs-gettable.”
Thursday is the day to leaf behind the worries of the week and embrace the pun-damentals of life.
Thursday may not be cool like Friday, but it’s definitely pun-derful.
Thursday is like a warm cup of tea with a dash of pun-derful flavors.
I tried to come up with the perfect Thursday pun, but none of them felt thurs-worthy.
Thursday is the perfect day to get your pun on and share a smile with everyone.
Thursday is here to tell you that it’s never too late to turn a frown upside down with a well-timed pun!
Thursday may not be the punchline, but it sure sets up the perfect comedic rhythm.
Best Thursday Jokes
Why was the math book sad on Thursday? Because it had too many problems.
What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of exercise? Thigh-master.
Why did the scarecrow go to therapy on Thursday? Because it was feeling unstalkable.
How does a skeleton celebrate Thursday? By raising a funny bone.
What did the hat say to the sunglasses on Thursday? “You’re lookin’ shade-tastic.”
Why did the tomato turn red on Thursday? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the coffee say on Thursday? “I’m brew-tiful.”
Why did the bicycle fall over on Thursday? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a Thursday that’s pretending to be a Friday? A faux-yay.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Thursday? In case they got a hole in one.
What did the doormat say on Thursday? “Come on in and have a foot-tastic day.”
Why are Thursdays like ancient ruins? Because they’re a little “tired” of the week.
How does the moon have fun on Thursday nights? By taking in the “lunar” comedy show.
Why did the tomato turn beet red on Thursday? Because it saw the corny jokes crossing the road.
What do you call a Thursday that lifts weights? Thorsday.
How does the ocean greet Thursday mornings? With a “tide” of optimism.
What did the pencil say to the notebook on Thursday? “Let’s make some sharp jokes together.”
Why did the calendar go on strike on Thursday? Because it had too many dates.
How do you make a musicality-themed Thursday joke? You “tune” into the right punchline.
What do you call a Thursday that’s pretending to be a Monday? A midweek-monday.
Why did the computer skip work on Thursday? To go on a byte-sized vacation.
What do you call a Thursday that’s obsessed with gardening? Herb-day.
Why did the picture go to jail on Thursday? Because it was framed.
How did the banana respond to a Thursday joke? It “peeled” with laughter.
Why do bees love Thursday? Because it’s the buzz-iest day of the week.
What did the calendar say after Thursday? “I can’t wait to meet the weekend in a few pages.”
How do chickens greet Thursday mornings? With a “cluck” of determination.
Why did the bicycle fall asleep on Thursday? Because it was “tire-d” from a long week of cycling.
What do you call a superhero who fights crime on Thursdays? The “Justice Thurs-tice” League.
Why did the clock get invited to the party on Thursday? Because it always knows how to have a good “time”.
Thursday Pick-Up Lines
Are you a Thursday? Because you just made my week.
Is it Thursday already? Because you’ve got me falling head over heels.
On a scale of one to ten, you’re a “thursdayble”.
Are we on Thursday? Because you’re making my heart skip a beat.
Is your name Thursday? Because you bring sunshine to my day.
Can I take you out on a Thursday? Because that’s my favorite day to go on a date.
Are you made of Thursdays? Because you’re irresistibly wonderful.
Can I walk you home on Thursday? Because it’s the perfect day for a romantic stroll.
Is it Thursday magic, or are you just naturally enchanting?
Are you a Thursday sunset? Because you create the most beautiful moments in my life.
Can I be your Thursday night star? Because I want to shine beside you.
Is today… Thursday? Because I’ve found the missing piece to my puzzle.
Are you a Thursday melody? Because you make my heart sing a sweet tune.
Can I be your favorite Thursday surprise? Because I promise to bring you joy every week.
Is it Thursday paradise? Because being near you feels like a dream come true.
Can I whisk you away to Thursday paradise? Because you deserve the best of everything.
Are you a shooting star? Because I’ve been wishing to meet someone like you since last Thursday.
Can I call you my “Thursday sweetheart”? Because you’ve stolen my heart in the best way.
Is this Thursday magic? Because meeting you feels like destiny.
Can I make today the best Thursday ever by spending it with you?
Thursday One-Liners
I’m not lazy, I’m just on Thursday mode.
Thursday: the gateway to the weekend, choose wisely.
A Thursday without coffee is like… well, actually I have no idea.
Thursday is like a superhero, it looks ordinary but secretly saves the day.
Thursday is the new Friday… until Friday actually comes around.
Thursday: the only day of the week that sounds like a dare.
On Thursdays, I like to think of myself as a professional nap-taker.
Thursday tip: It’s okay to dance through life like nobody’s watching. It’s Thursday, after all.
Thursday: the perfect day for some mental gymnastics and emotional acrobatics.
If Thursday was a person, it would definitely be that underrated but cool friend.
Out of all the weekdays, Thursday is definitely the mellowest and most laid-back.
Thursday is proof that second chances are real. It gives us hope for a Friday redo.
Thursday: the day when we start to question our life choices leading up to this moment.
They say “life begins at 40,” but I think it actually begins on a Thursday.
Thursday is the day that tests our willpower. Can we resist making weekend plans? Challenge accepted.
Thursday is the day when optimism gets a reality check, but we still hold onto hope.
If Thursday had a catchphrase, it would be: “Almost there, but not quite.”
There’s something magical about a Thursday evening, where the anticipation of the weekend begins to build.
Thursday is when we plan how we’ll conquer the world on Friday, and end up binge-watching Netflix instead.
Thursday: where dreams meet deadlines.