Wrestling has always been entertaining for all ages. It is interesting to see how shows, matches, and specific characters are presented throughout the years.
This article will show you some of the best wrestling jokes that have ever been told. Whether you like WWE, TNA or ROH, you will enjoy these wrestling jokes.
Best Wrestling Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the ring? To get to the other side of the Smackdown.
Why did the wrestler go to the bank? To get his body slammed.
What do you get when you cross a wrestler and a magician? A bodyslam-dunk.
What do you call a wrestling match where everyone has bad breath? A Smell in The Cell matches.
Why did the wrestler end up in the hospital? It was a cover-up.
Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the ring? He wanted to climb the championship belt.
What do you call a wrestler who’s been holding in a fart? A gassed-up champion.
Why did the wrestler cross the road? To body-slam the chicken on the other side.
Did you hear about the wrestler who didn’t make weight for his match? He had a heavyweight problem.
Why did the wrestler refuse to get a haircut? He was afraid it would take away his body-slamming power.
Why did the wrestler go to the drive-in theater? He wanted to see the new action flick, “Body-Slam: The Movie”.
Why did the wrestler break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheater and a liar, just like those fake referees.
Why did the wrestler quit the vegetarian diet? He couldn’t stand the thought of body-slamming a salad.
How do you know when a wrestling match is going to end? When the crowd chants “This is awesome.”
What do wrestlers say when they go to a sushi bar? “I’ll have a Raw-is-a-Role with a side of Suplex sauce.”
Wrestling Puns
Did you hear about the wrestler who opened a bakery? He’s known for his half-baked pins.
Why did the wrestling coach go to the bank? To make some suplex deposits.
What did the wrestler say to his opponent when he accidentally stepped on his foot? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to toe-pick you.”
Why did the wrestler always bring a pencil to the ring? So he could draw first blood.
What do you call a wrestler who believes in ghosts? Paranormal-slam.
How did the hairstylist wrestler win the match? He gave his opponent a killer hair razor.
Did you hear about the wrestler who started a clothing line? His signature move is the “tailor slam.”
What did the wrestler say when he accidentally entered a karaoke competition instead of a wrestling match? “Looks like I’ll have to drop some sick beats.”
Why did the wrestler refuse to pay his electricity bill? He preferred to wrestle in the dark.
Why did the wrestler bring his dog to the match? He wanted to unleash his canine suplex.
What do you get when you cross a wrestler with a gardener? A power-slam-into.
How did the wrestler find out he was spending too much time in the kitchen? His tag team partner said he was turning into a “grappling chef.
What did the wrestler say to the referee who tried to break up his match? “You’re only interfering with destiny.”
Did you hear about the wrestling tournament held on a farm? It was a “barn-yard-brawl.”
Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the opera? He wanted to reach new heights in showmanship.
Wrestling Pick-Up Lines
Are you a wrestler? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts doing a high-flying move.
Is your name Undertaker? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in heaven.
Are you a steel cage? Because I’m trapped in your love, and I don’t want to escape.
Did it hurt when you fell from the top rope? Because you’ve got “splash” written all over you.
Is that a championship belt? Because you’ve definitely won the title for stealing my heart.
Are you on a submission hold? Because I’m completely defenseless against your charm.
Is your finisher move the perfect kiss? Because you’ve got me down for the count.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk down the ramp one more time?
Are you a wrestling ring? Because I’m ready to take a leap into your heart.
Are you a suplex? Because you just threw me head over heels for you.
Are you a steel chair? Because you’ve got me weak in the knees.
Is your finishing move a body slam? Because you’ve definitely slammed me with happiness.
Are you a ladder match? Because I’m willing to climb any heights to be with you.
Is your entrance music playing? Because every time I see you, my heart starts beating to the rhythm.
Are you a ring announcer? Because you’ve got my heart announcing your name with every beat.
Short Wrestling Jokes
Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the match? He wanted to level the playing field.
Did you hear about the wrestler who opened a bakery? He’s known for his “takedown” cakes.
What do you call a wrestler who goes to medical school? A suplex surgeon.
How do wrestlers stay cool during a match? They use body-slam fans.
Why did the wrestler bring doughnuts to the ring? He wanted to throw a sweet punch.
What’s a wrestler’s favorite kind of movie? A body-slam comedy.
Why did the wrestler bring a spoon to the ring? Because he wanted to stir up some trouble.
How did the wrestler fix his car? He gave it a body-slam repair.
Did you hear about the wrestler who became a chef? He’s famous for his “knockout” recipes.
Why did the wrestler refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to “fold” in front of his opponents.
What do you call a wrestler who loves to garden? A power-slam planter.
Why did the wrestler bring a suitcase into the arena? He wanted to pack a punch.
How does a wrestler like his coffee? With a “bodyslam” of cream and sugar.
What do you call a wrestler who can play the guitar? A true “slam-strumming” superstar.
Why did the wrestler bring a broom to the ring? He wanted to sweep his opponents off their feet.
Wrestling One-Liners
In the world of wrestling, love triangles often turn into suplex rectangles.
Did you hear about the wrestler who opened a bakery? He knows how to roll with the punches…and the dough.
I asked a wrestler for diet advice, and he said, “The key is to never wrestle with your inner cravings.”
Wrestling is like life; sometimes you have to face a heel to find your hero.
They say patience is a virtue, but in the wrestling ring, it’s a tap-out move.
Why did the wrestler bring a mirror to the match? Because he wanted to show his opponent how they’d look after a defeat.
If wrestlers were stranded on a deserted island, I bet they’d still find a way to have a body slammin’ good time.
Wrestling rumors spread faster than a finishing move. Take them with a pinch of “body-slam” salt.
Why did the wrestler bring a chemistry book to the arena? He wanted to find the secret formula for a winning match.
In wrestling, it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight; it’s about the strength of the chokehold in the dog.