40 Green Puns

Green Puns

What do you do when you’re blue in the face and bein’ green around the gills? Well, if the answer isn’t to eat some sort of leafy green, I don’t know what is. Also, ask yourself why using my puns is good for the ecos-sphere. Nature seems boring at the first glance but when you … Read more

30 Cherry Puns

Cherry Puns

Cherry, cherry, cherry… Not exactly a rock ‘n’ roll song, but definitely got your attention. So, what’s so special about these cherries? Well…. nothing really, in fact they’re the same boring fruit you’ve been seeing all your life (although they do look quite nice). But here’s the thing: puns in general are HILARIOUS. Check out … Read more

80 Lemon Puns

Lemon Puns

Lemons, with their tang and vibrancy, are the unsung heroes of our kitchens and, as it turns out, comedy. Citrus fruits are like a goldmine of naturally occurring active metabolites, which have the potential to offer numerous advantages for human well-being. In this zest-filled journey, we’ve rounded up 80 lemon puns that are guaranteed to … Read more

80 Anti Jokes

Anti Jokes

Here are some anti-jokes to help you put your wit and sarcasm to the test. These jokes don’t have punchlines, so the success of each depends on having a good segue or physical expression. Feel free to use these as the basis for a story or character, or even just pass them along via e-mail … Read more

80 Gym Jokes

Anti Humor

Gym jokes for everyone who has ever worked out. Exercise jokes, fitness jokes and weightlifting jokes to get you laughing no matter what type of workout you’re doing. Getting into good shape is a total cliché and we are all trying our best to get there. And while getting in shape might not seem like … Read more

60 Mango Puns

Mango Puns

Mangoes, often referred to as the “King of Fruits,” are a tropical delight celebrated for their sweet and juicy flesh. These delectable fruits are not only a culinary delight but also steeped in cultural significance worldwide. Mangoes hold a special place in the hearts of many, and their versatility in dishes ranges from mouthwatering desserts … Read more

50 Kiwi Puns

Kiwi Puns

Kiwi fruit, the national food of New Zealand, is a type of tropical fruit. It has become popular in many parts of the world and is eaten for dessert and occasionally out of hand. Beyond its role as a delicious fruit, kiwi also boasts the unique ability to serve as a natural meat tenderizer. The … Read more

50 Blue Puns

Blue Puns

Some may say that the color blue is a bit ‘way down’ on the color spectrum. In fact, if you ask me, this particular pun is waaaaay out there (if you’ll pardon the pun). But the thing about blue humor is that it’s rather ‘cool’, no matter how way out it is. So without any … Read more

50 Purple Puns

Purple Puns

Purple is a color of nobility, wealth, luxury, extravagance and ambition. Purple reigns as one of the world’s most expensive colors – second only to white. That is just the beginning of the many facts that surround this mysterious hue. It has been used throughout time by famous leaders, kingdoms and empires to symbolize power, … Read more