Judo has been around for over 120 years. It originated in Japan (where judo literally means the “gentle way”) as a system of physical education and later on as a competitive sport. Now, Judo has grown in popularity to the point where it’s known by almost everyone.
It is not a just sport but a way of life, which means like many martial arts you need to dedicate years of your life to practicing it before you can become a expert.
Here are 40 jokes about Judo
Best Judo Jokes
Did you hear about the Judo champion who opened a bakery? His specialty was throwing dough.
Why did the Judo master open a furniture store? He wanted to show off his impressive throws and flips while selling sofas.
How did the Judo athlete become a successful musician? He mastered the art of throwing down some sick beats.
Why did the Judo fighter bring a ladder to the dojo? He wanted to conquer his highest throw yet.
What do you call a Judo expert who can summon fire? A judoka-flame-a.
Why did the Judo team go to the bakery? They heard they had a great rolling technique.
Why did the Judo practitioner always have snacks with him at the dojo? Because he loved to break his opponents’ chips.
Why did the Judo athlete bring a map to the competition? He didn’t want to get thrown off track.
Did you hear about the Judo fighter who opened a car dealership? He had a knack for throwing in amazing deals.
What did the Judo champion say when asked for relationship advice? “Throw them off-balance and keep them guessing.”
How does a Judo athlete make his car faster? He puts it in the “throw” gear.
Why do Judo fighters make great detectives? They have a black belt in investigating throws.
What’s a Judo fighter’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it has lots of holes to throw opponents through.
Why did the Judo practitioner join the circus? He wanted to show off his talents and throw people for a loop.
How do you make a Judo fight more entertaining? Add some colorful throws and make it a “throw-bows” match.
Judo Puns
Did you hear about the Judo tournament? It was a “throw-down” of epic proportions.
A Judo belt got in a fight with a regular belt. Turns out, the Judo belt was always staying one “loop” ahead.
Why did the Judo athlete bring an extra pair of pants to practice? Just in case he got into a “tight spot” during a throw.
The Judo instructor wasn’t sure if their students were paying attention, so they decided to “hip-check” for understanding.
Why did the Judo Fighter start a gardening club? Because they really enjoy “throwing punches” in the soil.
I tried to join a Judo club, but they said I wasn’t “fit to be tied” when it came to throws.
The Judo champion always brings a snack to practice – they say it helps them “grapple” with hunger.
My friend tried to teach me Judo, but I couldn’t get the hang of it. It just wasn’t my “throw-tea.”
What do you call a Judo athlete who loves food? A “sushido” master.
The Judo tournament was in the summer, and all the participants were feeling quite “throw-sty.
Why did the Judo instructor become a librarian? They loved “throwing knowledge” at people.
The Judo coach was nervous about the upcoming competition, but they knew they just had to “roll with it.”
I asked my Judo friend for advice on how to stay balanced in life. They told me, “Just keep throwing yourself into everything.”
What did the Judo athlete say to the pizza delivery guy? “Don’t worry, I’ll “throw-mine” right over to the mat.”
The Judo dojo had a problem with ants. They tried everything, but the little bugs were just too “throw-minant.”
Judo Pick-Up Lines
Are you a Judo mat? Because whenever I see you, I can’t help but want to fall for you.
Is your body made of Judo techniques? Because you’ve got some serious throws!
Can I be your Uke? Because I want to be the one you throw around and pin down.
I must be in a Judo competition, because falling for you feels like a winning move.
Are you a Judo black belt? Because you’ve definitely mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Can I be your Judo partner? Because together, we could create some incredible moments of balance and harmony.
You must be a Judo champion, because every time I see you, I’m left speechless and in awe.
Are you a Judo dojo? Because I want to be a part of your world and learn from your expertise.
Is your name “Judo”? Because you’ve got me falling for you with every move you make.
Can I be your “Ippon”? Because I want to be the perfect score that you’ve been searching for.