Food is always a good topic for jokes, and kids are a great audience for this kind of humor. Not only that, but playing funny food jokes on your child will never stop being funny. Here’s a list of 70 food jokes for kids that are sure to make them smile.
Food Joke for Kids
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
How do you make a milkshake sad? Take away its spoon.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
How do you make a watermelon happy? Just give it a “melon”choly.
Why did the tomato turn green? It was unripe with envy.
What did the lettuce say to the celery? Let us be friends, we make a great salad.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve.
Why did the orange go to school? To learn how to concentrate.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry at the party? Look at us, we make a jammin’ duo.
How do you organize a space party? You just “planet”.
What is a chicken’s favorite vegetable? An eggplant.
Where does a buttered bagel like to go on vacation? The rolling hills of Scone-dinavia.
How do you fix a broken candy? With a sweet taste of laughter.
Food Joke for Kids Pick-Up Lines
Are you a fruit salad? Because you’re a-melon.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you made of chocolate? Because I find you irresistible.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you’re a dream come true.
Are you a box of crayons? Because you bring color to my world.
Is your name Pancake? Because I’m flipping for you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like my appetite when I see delicious food.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you a cupcake? Because you’re as sweet as frosting.
Can I borrow a pencil? I want to make sure I can “draw” your attention.
Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for – cheesy, saucy, and oh so hot.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a gummy bear? Because I find you “un-bear-ably” cute.
Do you believe in love at first bite? Because I think we’re meant to be together.
Are you a smoothie? Because you’re all kinds of fruity and refreshing.
Are you made of sugar? Because you’re looking so sweet, I might get a cavity.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Can I take you on a picnic? Because you’re the missing ingredient to make my day perfect.
Are you a bakery? Because whenever I’m around you, I never loaf around.
Food Joke for Kids One-Liners
I donut know what I would do without pastries in my life.
Life is full of peas and ques-tions. Let’s eat our way through them.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
You’re berry sweet, just like a strawberry.
I’m crackers about you. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you.
Let’s ketchup soon, because you mustard a friend like me.
Orange you glad we met? Citrus miracles can happen.
You’re as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot soup.
I’m coco-nuts about you.
Let’s pizza-pick our way through life. Together, we’ll be unbeatable.
Let’s make memories that are as sweet as a banana split.
I’m soy glad I’ve found you.
Life is like a cup of tea. It’s all about how you brew it.
You’re the icing on the cake of my life.
I’m on a roll with you.
Let’s always be cheesy together, like a grilled cheese sandwich.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Let’s have a grape time together.
I’m nuts about you, like a squirrel with its acorns.
Short Food Joke for Kids
Did you hear about the vegetable band? They had a rad-ish performance.
How do you fix a broken peanut? With peanut butter.
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The split.
Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
How does a burger introduce itself? “Lettuce” make friends.
Why did the bread go to school? To become “smart” bread.