35 Eggplant Puns

Eggplant, a type of vegetable, is in fact not a true egg. So why am I talking about it? Well, that’s because… no, I’m just kidding, but seriously though there was an eggplant in the room one time.

Eggplant puns? Yes, please. We love wordplay hereand were nimble minded enough to come up with a list of 35 eggplant puns.

I’m kind of an egg-straordinary cook… especially with eggplant pans.

Why did the eggplant decide to go into modeling? Someone told it it had a fantastic stem-inine beauty.

Eggplant pans are my bread and butter… I might even call them my egg-secutioners.

An eggplant falls in front of a car… but don’t worry, it’s just a fender-bender.

If you ever need someone to whip up some eggplant magic, I’m your pan-demonium!

I always order the eggplant dish at Italian restaurants… it’s the only way to get my re-plant fix.

Why was the eggplant so hesitant to commit? It couldn’t decide if the relationship was worth the egg-stra effort.

Eggplant is such a versatile ingredient. In fact, I might even call it my egg-sclamation point!

What do you call an eggplant that doesn’t stick to the recipe? An egg-sperimentor.

My mom always said to never put all your eggplants in one pans-tastic recipe.

Eggplant parmigiana? More like eggplant “put-it-in-my-ian-a”!

Why did the eggplant decide to become a musician? It had a great stem-voice!

Whenever I need to feel egg-stra special, I pull out my trusty eggplant pan and get cooking.

What do you get when you cross an eggplant with a doctor? Dr. Eggplant, of course!

Eggplants have hearts too… they’re just a little more egg-centric.

How does an eggplant keep its cool? It just avoids all egg-sasperating situations.

Eggplant puns are my jam… or should I say, my egg-plant jam?

Why did the eggplant refuse to fight? It was strictly anti-egg-stinction.

Eggplant can be such a high-maintenance ingredient… but I’m egg-specially good at dealing with it.

What do you call an eggplant with a degree in philosophy? Egg-sistential.

Eggplant Jokes

Eggplant Puns

What do you call an eggplant that can play the guitar? A string bean!

Why was the eggplant feeling a little down? It had gotten in a bit of a veggie fight.

What’s the difference between an eggplant and a grape? The eggplant is much better at a-muscling for attention.

What did the eggplant say when it won a prize? “Egg-squisite!”

Why did the eggplant refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to be turned into a vegetable tray.

How do you make an eggplant laugh? Just give it a little ol’ Egg-nog!

What do you call an eggplant that’s always on the go? An egg-plorer!

What’s an eggplant’s favorite color? Egg-p-lant purple, of course!

Why did the eggplant win an award? It was outstanding in its field

What do you call an eggplant that’s great at poker? An egg-ceptional bluffer.

Why did the eggplant refuse to go on a date? It wasn’t in the mood for an egg-speriment.

What’s the best way to know if an eggplant is ripe? Just give it a little Egg-samination.

What do you call an eggplant that makes bad puns? An egg-planting comedian.

How does an eggplant keep its skin looking so smooth? By getting plenty of Egg-sercise.

Why did the eggplant decide to quit its job? It was feeling especially egg-stressed out.

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