October is one of my favorite months of the year. It’s the unofficial start of Fall, it’s Halloween, and it’s the time for all things spooky to come out.
Come on, let’s admit it — puns are awesome. And there’s not a better time of year to crack a few than October. and when it comes to puns, people are most excited about October—and Halloween.
So why not combine the two? Whether your preferences lean toward puns based on Halloween -related themes or seasonal festivities such as Fall and Autumn and i have peeled out 80 great ones for you to hand out this Halloween.
Hilarious October Puns
Why do ghosts love October? Because they get to BOO-tifully decorate their haunted houses!
The trees in October are really good at branching out.
What happened to the werewolf who didn’t like October? He gave himself a month off.
October is the month when it’s acceptable to ask someone if they want to “pump-kin” spice up their life.
How do you know if a Halloween pumpkin is good at math? It will have a lot of PI-es.
Why did the witch join the gym in October? So she could work on her broomstick figure.
Why did the ghost quit the job he loved in October? He felt like he needed to find his “haunt-ing ground”.
What’s a ghost’s favorite Halloween treat? BOO-berry pie.
Why don’t ghosts ever exercise in October? They’re already dead-lift experts.
What did the fall leaf say to the rake? Thanks for helping me get to the bottom of things.
Why did the mummy call his friend in a panic in October? He was afraid he was starting to “un-ravel”.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you catch a squirrel in October? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do skeletons love the most about October weather? Bone-chilling temperatures.
Why do vampires love October? Because it’s their time to “fang” out with friends.
October Jokes
Why do skeletons hate October? Because they can never hold their pumpkin spice lattes.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries.
Why do witches always find love in October? Because they put a spell on their crush.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman in October? Frostbite.
How do scarecrows stay organized in October? With a planner-stalk.
Why did the zombies get addicted to coffee in October? Because it gave them a good moaning boost.
How do you make a skeleton laugh in October? Tickle its funny bone.
What did one autumn leaf say to the other in October? “I’m falling for you.”
What sound does a ghost make when it sneezes in October? “Boo-hoo-achoo.”
Why don’t mummies take vacations in October? They’re afraid of unwrapping their plans.
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a pumpkin in October? A purrfect Jack-o-lantern.
What is a vampire’s favorite time of day in October? Twilight.
How do you make a skeleton look high-tech in October? Add a bluetooth on its ear-bone.
Why did the ghost get cold in October? It left its sheet at home!
Why did the Frankenstein monster quit his job in October? He felt like it was time to jolt down.
October Pick-Up Lines
Are you made of magic? Because you have me under your spell this October.
Is your name October? Because you’re giving me all the fall feels.
I must be a pumpkin patch because I’m falling for you this October.
Can I buy you a hot cup of apple cider? It’s the perfect drink for this cozy October night.
Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because you’re deliciously irresistible.
Is your smile carved by the Halloween moon? Because it lights up my October nights.
Are you a witch? Because you’ve cast a spell on my heart this October.
Can I be your trick and treat? I promise to make your October sweeter than candy.
Are you a ghost? Because you’re hauntingly beautiful in this October moonlight.
Do you believe in love at first fright? Because I’m absolutely terrified by how stunning you are this October.
Can I be your zombie dance partner? We can sway our way through this October night.
Are you a black cat? Because crossing paths with you this October brings me nothing but luck.
Can I be your scarecrow? I promise to keep you warm and protected throughout this October season.
Are you dressed up as the love of my life this October? Because you’ve got my heart in stitches.
Is your kiss as sweet as caramel apples? Because I’ve been craving a taste of October with you.
Short October Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do trees get on the internet in October? They just log in.
Why did the witch get kicked out of school in October? Because she could only spell ‘boo’.
What do you call a scary pumpkin? A Jack the Lantern.
Why was the vampire so good at basketball in October? He always got lots of fangs.
Why did the ghost go to the barbershop in October? To get a boo-tiful new haircut.
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
Why were the mummies always running in October? They were trying to unwind.
What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A giggle gourd.
Why are goblins great TV watchers in October? They have excellent goblins at all the shows.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit in October? Neck-tarines.
What candy do ghosts love in October? LifeScares.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone in October? He had no-body to go with.
How do you make a witch itch in October? Take away the “w”.
What is a ghost’s favorite pie in October? Boo-berry Pie.
October One-liners
Spooky.
Pumpkin.
Autumn.
Haunted.
Halloween.
Leaves.
Ghosts.
Scarecrow.
Sweater.
Apple.
Trick-or-treat.
Candy.
Octoberfest.
Harvestmoon.
Cobweb.
Cider.
Fright.
Boo!
Ghoulish.