Frogs are the eccentric amphibian rockstars of the pond. With their charming croaks and slick moves, they’re the original hip-hoppers.
They leap with such enthusiasm, it’s as if they’re auditioning for the frog Olympics. And let’s not forget their impeccable fashion sense, sporting fabulous camouflage outfits that would make any fashionista green with envy.
Have a look through these different funny and silly frog puns. From lima to horny we have got all the frogs covered here.
Best Frog Jokes
Why don’t frogs like playing basketball? Because they always get called for hop-ping.
What did the frog say when he landed a big role in a movie? “Break a leg.”
What do you call a frog’s favorite soda? Croaka-Cola.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.
How does a frog feel when it washes its face? Un-dirtyable.
What do you call a frog that’s always in a rush? A jump-hour.
Why don’t frogs make good dancers? They have two left feet.
How do frogs stay healthy? They eat a lot of ribbit-fruit.
What do you call a frog that’s a loan shark? A leap of faith.
What do you call a frog that loves to sing? A frog-star.
Why did the frog go to Paris? He heard they had the highest croak-usine.
Why do frogs love softball? Because they’re always the ones who catch the flies.
What’s a frog’s favorite game? Jumps and ladders.
What do you say to a frog when he’s feeling down? Hop up, things will get better.
Why did the frog say “time’s up!” at the party? He was the designated croak.
How did the frog feel when he won the lottery? He was jumping with joy.
What’s a frog’s favorite kind of story? A fable-hop.
What do frogs use to keep their skin moisturized? Croak-o-butter.
Why did the tadpole cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What’s a frog’s favorite website? Reddit.
What do you call a frog that likes to take risks? A leap frog.
Why did the frog wear a bow tie? He was toad-ally dressed up for the occasion.
What do you say to a group of frogs who have just finished a performance? That was un-frog-ettable.
How do you make a frog’s car go? With a jump-starter cable.
What did one frog say to the other when they were running late? Time’s a-tickin’.
Who is a frog’s best friend? Their croak-sin.
Why don’t frogs like taking long naps? Because they find it hard to jump start again.
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway.
Why did the frog break up with his girlfriend? She was too jumpy.
What do you call a frog that loves math? A calculator-hop.
Frog Puns
I want to be a frog instructor, so I can help them jump-start their lives.
The frog was looking green, so his doctor prescribed a lilypad and plenty of rest.
What do you call a frog that’s a weatherman? An amphibian-anchorman.
The frog didn’t like his job, but it was the only way he could croak a living.
If you want to be successful, you must take a leap of faith – just like a frog.
Some people believe in horoscopes, but I prefer “hopper-scopes” that tell me my frog-tune.
Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had just had a car pond-ident.
The frog was a talented musician, but he was always jumping from one genre to another.
I love taking walks in the frog wood forest, where I can listen to the sounds of nature.
Some frogs like to be in the spotlight, while others prefer to live a toadally different lifestyle.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a plane? A jump jet.
My favorite type of frog is the one that’s always in a good “hop”-it.
Why do frogs always regret giving away their old belongings? They say they’re longing toad-ward them.
I feel like I’m taking a leap of faith every time I try to better my life. Just like a frog jumping into a new pond.
What do you call a depressed frog? Unhoppy.
I heard about a frog who went to work as a waiter. He was known for his excellent jump-serving skills.
The frog was upset after breaking up with his girlfriend, so he decided to go out and have a jump-start.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a road? Facebook Live, #FroggerChallenge.
The frog was running late, so he had to skip breakfast. He was feeling a little jumper-stomach.
My neighbor has a pet frog, but I can never hear it because it’s always too quiet – it’s a ninja frog.
What do you call a frog who loves to travel? A hoppa-globetrotter.
Why did the frog fail his math test? He could only jump to conclusions.
The frog prince was feeling shy, so he decided to take a leaping lesson from his coach.
What is a frog’s favorite pizza? A pepper-hopper-oni.
The frog was feeling lonely, so he decided to jump onto a dating app. He found a mate on Hinge-Day.
If a frog invites you over for dinner, be careful – he might just whip up a mean croak-au-vin.
Why do frogs like to drink beer? They love getting hopped up.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rock? A jumpstone.
The frog was feeling down, so I took him out for some cheering up and we went disco-hop-ping.
What do you call a frog that’s a life coach? A goal-jumper.
Frog Pick-Up Lines
Are you a frog? Because the moment I saw you, you made my heart leap.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the sparks between us? I’m just a tadpole in love.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something – my jaw when I saw you hopping by.
If kissing frogs is the only way to find my prince(ss), can I start with you?
I must be a magician, because whenever I’m near you, everyone else disappears. You’re my croak-us de résistance.
Can I take you out for a dinner date? I know a great lilypad restaurant with a toadally romantic atmosphere.
Is your name Frogella? Because you’ve turned my heart into a croaking love symphony.
I can’t help but leap at the chance to get to know you better. Would you hop into my life?
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something again – my jaw, when I realized how enchanting you are.
Is your dad a frog? Because you sure know how to make my heart ribbit.
Are you a magician? Whenever I look into your eyes, everyone else in the room disappears. It’s like magic.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
I may not be a prince(ss), but I promise to treat you like royalty. Will you be my lilypad queen/king?
Can I borrow a pen? Because I want to remember the moment you hopped into my life forever.
Do you have a map? Because I seem to have gotten lost in your enchanting eyes.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams…and you’re mine.
Excuse me, but can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that frogs really can be drop-dead gorgeous?
Is your name Pond? Because I’m feeling a deep connection every time I’m near you.
If you were a frog, you’d be a jumpin’ gem. Can I be the lucky one to keep you forever?
Can I borrow your phone? I want to text my friends and tell them I’ve found the frog of my dreams.
Frog One-Liners
I asked the frog to lend me some money, but he told me he was “toadally broke.
Why did the frog take the bus instead of driving? He wanted to cut down on his “toad rage.”
Frogs never need a math tutor because they can always “add-vocate” for themselves.
My friend told me to kiss a frog for good luck, but I ended up with a “prince-ality” crisis.
Frogs love playing pranks because they always enjoy a good “rib-bit” of laughter.
Did you hear about the frog who started a successful business? He was a real “jumpreneur.”
Some frogs are really into fashion because they’re always looking for the latest “croak-trends.”
I didn’t believe in the saying, “he’s a frog in disguise,” until I met my ex-boyfriend.
Frogs are great at keeping secrets because they’re excellent “croak-a-diles.”
My friend asked me to teach her how to swim like a frog, but I frogot to mention that I’m not a good swimmer myself.
I tried disguising myself as a frog for Halloween, but all I got was “croak-ulous” looks.
Frogs make great detectives because they always know how to “leap” to conclusions.
What do you call a frog that raps? A “hip-hopotamus.”
I gave up on trying to learn frog language because every conversation ended up in “rib-bit-ration.”
Instead of knocking on the door, I like to announce my arrival with a loud “rib-bit” when visiting friends.
I tried to teach my pet frog how to fetch, but he just kept jumping away with the ball.
The frog was so confident in his singing abilities, he joined a “croak choir” without auditioning.
Why did the frog go to the comedy club? He wanted to hear some “rib-tickling” jokes.
Frogs are great at playing hide-and-seek because they can blend in so easily – it’s like “disfroguise.”
I got a job as a frog trainer, but the only trick they taught me was to catch bugs with my tongue.