Farming and agriculture may be serious business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take a moment to enjoy a lighthearted look at the world of tractors and machinery.
These jokes will have farmers, tractor enthusiasts, and anyone with a love for laughter rolling in the hay. Because there are so many great jokes about tractors, here are a bunch of them:
Best Tractor Jokes
Did you hear about the tractor’s party? It was a real ‘barn‘-burner.
Why was the tractor always so good at math? It knew how to ‘multiply’ fields.
What do you call a tractor that can play musical instruments? A ‘farm’ony.
Why did the scarecrow become friends with the tractor? Because they were both ‘out-standing’ in their fields.
What do you call a tractor that’s been playing sports? A ‘field’ athlete.
What’s a tractor’s favorite type of music? Country ‘tunes.
How does a tractor get fit? It ‘workouts’ in the field.
Why did the tractor break up with the combine harvester? It wasn’t a ‘match’ made in farm heaven.
How did the tractor fix its flat tire? It used a ‘tractor’ jack.
What do you call a tractor that won the lottery? A ‘jack’-potato.
Why did the farmer install a radio on his tractor? So he could ‘tune’ in to his favorite stations while working in the field.
What do you get when you cross a tractor with a flower? A ‘stem‘-rolling vehicle.
How do tractors send messages? They use ‘farm’-to-table communication.
What’s a tractor’s favorite type of entertainment? A drive-in ‘movie’ night.
What do you call a vegetable that operates a tractor? A ‘garlic‘ farmer.
Tractor Puns
Farmers never give up, they always ‘tractor’ down their problems.
If you’re not feeling the best, just remember to ‘tractor’ yourself up and push forward.
Want to show someone you appreciate them? Send them a ‘tractor’ beam of love.
Dinosaurs were good at farming too, they had huge ‘tractors’ after all.
When life gives you lemons, use your tractor to create ‘tractoration’ from them.
I tried to start my tractor with a banana, but it was a ‘peel.
If you’re feeling ‘down on the farm’, just remember that you’re always ‘tractor’-ing forward.
Did you hear about the tractor that went on a diet? It needed to shed some ‘tractor’ tires.
You can tell an engineer designed the tractor because it has great ‘traction’ control.
Farmers can’t do much without their tractors, so you could call them ‘tractorphiles’.
I admire tractors, they’re always ‘plowing through’ and never giving up.
When tractors get old, they often retire to the ‘countryside’.
I always knew I would marry a farmer because I wanted to be a ‘tractorgirl’.
A farmer’s favorite beans? Trac-TOOR beans.
I wanted a tractor just like my dad’s, but he told me that I needed to ‘earn-it-while’.
Tractor One-Liners
I asked my tractor if it had any life advice. It simply replied, “Just keep ‘tractor’n along”
Tractors are great at multitasking – they can plow through fields and crop up in conversations.
Why did the tractor join the gym? It wanted to get ‘fit’ for farming season.
My tractor’s favorite type of exercise? Trac-tioning weights.
Remember, tractors never hold grudges – they’re always ‘turning the other wheel.
Some people say tractors are old-fashioned, but they’re actually ‘groundbreaking’.
What do you call a tractor that tells jokes? A laugh ‘harvester’.
Tractors are always reliable friends because they’ll never ‘drive’ you crazy.
I complimented my tractor on its strong work ethic, and it replied, “Thanks, I’m just ‘crop’timistic.”
You can always count on tractors to ‘cultivate’ a positive attitude.
Tractors always know how to ‘plan’t the seeds of success.
The tractor said to me, “You’ve ‘grown’ on me like a well-tended crop.”
Tractors are like farmers’ alarm clocks – they always ‘start the day in gear’.
My tractor told me a funny joke, but it was a bit ‘corny’.
The best part about driving a tractor? You’re always ‘sowing’ the seeds of adventure.
Short Tractor Jokes
Why did the tractor get a ticket for reckless driving? It was ‘horsing’ around.
A tractor’s favorite type of math? Agriculture-bra.
What do you get when you cross a tractor and a car? A ‘tractor’-trailer.
I got into a staring contest with a tractor and lost. It was hard to ‘keep up’ with its gaze.
What do you call a tractor that’s also a magician? A ‘wheely’-good trickster.
Did you hear about the farmer who used a tractor to paint his house? He ended up with a ‘tractor-tent’.
The tractor told the combine harvester a secret, but it was just ‘between the plows’.
What do you call a tractor that’s always changing its mind? A ‘flip-flopper’.
How do tractors surprise their dates? They take them on a ‘wheel-y’ good time.
What’s a tractor’s favorite sport? Cultivating fields.
Why did the tractor cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What’s a tractor’s favorite type of sandwich? Ploughman’s lunch.
When a tractor sneezes, what does it say? “Ach-harvest.”
What did the tractor say when the farmer told it to slow down? “I’m doing it as ‘fast’ as I can.”
What’s a tractor’s favorite type of music? Country and Western Plowing.