In the vast and action-packed world of Marvel, where superheroes save the day and villains plot their mischief, there’s one element that adds an extra dose of fun – humor.
From witty one-liners to clever quips that reference our favorite Marvel characters, these jokes are sure to tickle the funny bone of any true Marvel fan.
Whether you’re a die-hard Marvel enthusiast who knows every storyline by heart or just someone who loves a good superhero gag, our collection of 80 Marvel jokes is your gateway to a universe of laughter.
These jokes are like the Infinity Stones of humor – each one carries a unique power to bring a smile to your face and make your day feel more super.
Marvel Puns
Did you hear about the Avenger who became a chef? He had a smashing recipe for the Incredible Hulk-au gratin.
Thor may have the hammer, but I’m more interested in the ironman.
Why did Iron Man start a bakery? Because he wanted to bring some bread to the name Stark.
What did Spider-Man say when he opened his own sushi restaurant? With great rice comes great responsibility!
Why did Black Widow become a gardener? Because she had a knack for weaving tangled weeds into a web of beauty.
How did Captain America feel after he finished his workout? Super soldier sore.
What do you call a mischievous Asgardian? Loki-charmer.
Why did Hawkeye start a fashion line? He always knew how to hit the bull’s eye with his style.
Why did Iron Man challenge Ant-Man to a cooking competition? He thought he could out-pan him.
I asked Black Panther if he was good at chess. He replied, “Yes, I am a Wakanda-ful strategist.”
What do you call it when Doctor Strange walks into a party uninvited? An entrance out of this world!
Why did the Hulk open a petting zoo? Because he wanted to show people his gentle side – the incredible sulk.
Why did Groot become a motivational speaker? Because his bark was worse than his bite, but his wisdom branches out.
What do you call it when Spider-Man takes a break from web-slinging to pursue a career in hip-hop? A rap-ture.
Why did Star-Lord go to the bank? He wanted to put his Guardians of the Galaxy in a safe “locket.”
How does Hawkeye prefer his coffee? With a shot of “bullseye” expresso.
What do you call it when Captain America can’t find his shield? A case of “lost Avengers.”
Why did Doctor Strange become an archaeologist? He wanted to explore the depths of history through “time stone” artifacts.
How did the Avengers celebrate their victory? They had a super “Marvel”-ous party.
Why did Thor enroll in a music class? He heard it was a great way to “hammer” out some new skills.
Best Marvel Jokes
Why couldn’t Thor stop eating his breakfast cereal? He was stuck in a “Loki” loop.
What does Iron Man do when he’s feeling uninspired? He goes back to the drawing board.
Why did Black Widow fail her cooking class? She always got caught in a web of flavor.
Why did Spider-Man break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t approve of his web-slinging ways.
What do you get when you cross Deadpool with Pikachu? “Deadpool-Cho”.
Why did the Avengers refuse to take a sick day? They always fought through their illnesses – they were the germ-inators.
Why did Ant-Man start a sports team? He heard he could make some “small change.”
What do you call it when Captain America gets trapped in a maze? A shield-run.
Why did Doctor Strange get lost in a corn maze? He thought he could “spell” his way out.
What did Thanos say when he finally acquired all the Infinity Stones? “I’m feeling quite snapped.
Why did Groot start a perfume line? He wanted to branch out with his scents.
What do you call it when Thor meets a cat? A furry “Myeow-nir”.
Why did the Hulk retire from boxing? He always kept getting disqualified for hitting below the “belt.”
What do you call it when Spider-Man runs really fast? Web-slinging at the speed of light.
Why did Iron Man start a dance party? He knew how to get his suits “jump-started.”
What do you call it when the Avengers have a painting class? Brushing up on their superhero techniques.
Why did Wolverine refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to get sand in his “claw-sets.”
Why did Thanos keep a pet chicken? He loved to collect Infinity “eggs.”
What do you call it when Thor races against Captain America? A battle of the biceps.
Why did Spider-Man start a gardening project? He wanted to grow his own “webs-teria.”
Marvel Pick-Up Lines
Excuse me, can I borrow your phone so I can call Tony Stark to let him know I’ve found his missing Angel.
I must have fallen into Loki’s spell, because I can’t take my eyes off you.
I could fangirl/ fanboy all day about you, like Thor and his hammer.
Do you know what’s better than a night with Batman? A lifetime with someone like you.
Can I buy you a drink or will Hulk have to come and make you an offer you can’t refuse?
Are you Mjolnir’s twin? Because I can’t imagine Thor living without you.
Can I hold your hand? I need the touch of someone as powerful as Captain Marvel.
I could have sworn you were Peggy Carter, because you’ve got me feeling like Captain America.
Are you Professor X? Because I can’t stop thinking about you and your X-men.
I’m not Mysterio, but I can make all your dreams come true.
I must be a villain because I can’t stop thinking about how to make you mine.
I hear Black Widow is pretty deadly with a bow, but you’ve got me feeling like I’ve been hit with Cupid’s arrow.
Can I be the Deadpool to your Spiderman? I may be a little rough around the edges, but I promise it’ll be worth it.
Are you made of vibranium, because nothing can shatter my feelings for you.
Are you a witch? Because I’m under your spell, Wanda.
You must be a mutant, because you’ve got me feeling like I’ve entered a new dimension.
Do you know who else has a shield? My heart, every time I’m around you.
I’m no magician, but I can make the vision of you and me a reality.
Can I be your Peter Quill, because you’re my Gamora and I can’t picture a universe without you.
You must be from Wakanda, because you’ve got me vibing.
Marvel One-Liners
They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you seen Tony Stark’s suits?
I’m like the Winter Soldier – once you’ve captured my heart, there’s no turning back.
I asked Doctor Strange how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tesseract. He said, “It’s a multi-dimensional problem.”
They say time flies when you’re having fun, but for Peter Parker, time only swings by.
Iron Man might have his suits, but I’ve got my own superpower – the ability to make you smile.
I wanted to be a superhero, but I realized I was just a regular human with extraordinary love for Marvel.
You must be Asgardian, because you’ve got me feeling like I’ve entered a realm of enchantment.
How does Thor prefer his coffee? With a touch of “thunder” sugar and a splash of “lightning” cream.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you seen Deadpool’s healing factor?
I may not have super strength, but I can carry the weight of my feelings for you.
Are you made of Vibranium? Because everything about you is indestructible.
I’m not a superhero, but I can be your everyday Avenger, always ready to save the day.
Spider-Man may have his webs, but I’ve got a different kind of web – my internet search history full of Marvel trivia.
They say curiosity killed the cat, but it also made Spider-Man the friendly neighborhood hero.
You must be the Hulk, because my heart wants to smash for you.
I don’t need Iron Man’s suit to fly – all I need is the way you make me feel weightless.
Are you a super-serum? Because you’ve got me feeling like Captain America lifting Mjolnir.
I must be Loki, because when I’m around you, I can’t help but cause mischief in my heart.
They say the best relationships are the ones that feel like magic – together, we’re the Scarlet Witch and the Sorcerer Supreme.
You must be a comic book, because I can’t put you down and I always want the next issue of you.